so who are all the kool kats here?

joei

joei

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yea, so who races here (either with school or not)

i race just because i can get to the mountain during the week...im not all gung ho on the racing part...but at least im skiing

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i did it for free passes last year usually either skipped my runs or raced switch though good times

east Coast Represent
 
i raced for a while, i coached for 2, i would defenetly go back if it wasn' for that powder addiction.

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i feel like i got kicked out of heaven
 
yo yo yoa i dant no wut razing is butaim stil da ruffest skia around yo/

dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
 
I raced for BBSRA for a couple of years and then tore up my knee. So now I just race for the school, but the people that set up the courses are so stupid that it is not even fun to race so I get DQ alot because I end up going Switch that shit is so fun. So they post or times in the school hall and im always at the bottom expect for one time i came in 2nd when i tried so everyone thinks I suck.

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I race for fun in a drinking league for the exposure to gates, it definately has some technical advantages, and is a good way to improve your overall skiing.

 
nice burn colorado...

shelli and i...representin EHS 2004

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'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes

CRUTCH GIRL

*official injured hotstuff bitch of ns.com*

-dubbed by the one and only samcaylor

representin Northeast***

im UNDerGRouND

 
i loved racing back in the day, it taught me fundamentals of skiing so i am not a gaper wandering aimlessly through the park, and i can get out on tother parts of the mountain also

shay is an ignorant speculative little sanchez
 
i still race for my school.

ShortSkiChick: 'If you ever get to meet a clown don't be afraid!'

ShortSkiChick: shit dude, I'd smack it and RUUUNNN

matty jeronimo: hahaha

matty jeronimo: EXACTLY
 
I race on our little outcast high school team. we get free passes for $182.80. and coaches. race team can suck but you can get a lot better all around skier with the right coach. We did almost nothing but the all mountain for our practises.

UNBAN MOMMY!

this place i heard of wid a bootah. called bootah camp. but i aint got no skills on skatewooh.

 
I am so thankful I did racing, for the 6 or 7 yrs I did it my abilities skyrocketed. The last 2 yrs i raced I went to state and my skiing as a whole improved. i went from 3s and 5s in the park to backs, smooth grabbed 7s, and everything. Skiing in Whistler and Hood changed dramatically as well. Whenever i ski I still think about everything I learned in racing, pressure on the outside ski, bent knees, lean forward, hands in front, eyes down the hill. it helps so much and makes you an incredibly more talented skier. It is always easy to pick out park rats on the hill who havent had any racing background, they look like little kids the way they ski with their arms at their sides and leaning back and all. For those of you who say racing is gay...i feel bad for you because you are the ones I am looking at and laughing at while i ski.

 
I was never on a team, but I have entered two races and won them both because of my radness, actually I only won 1 of them because I skied the second one fakie and got disqualified.

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'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)

 
i used to race for my mountain, but now i only race for my highschool team! im the only girl from my school so i always clean up in the events!!!

 
I used to race to get out of school. Our team sucked, so we spent most of the day poaching the pipe (before we were allowed to be there). Maybe that's why we sucked so much...

Anyways, thanks to being on a race team, I learned mute 3's in the pipe.

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
 
the race team at our hill is actually a mob of awful skiers. I see them snowplowing down the moguls in an attempt to get to the race course during practice. One time one of the kids was yelling shit at us cause we were riding twins, so I cussed him out and he tried to chase me down and couldn't keep up...he was also the top racer on the team...sad huh? I wish the racers at our hill were as good as what I hear about from you folks.

Ha. Ha.
 
i wojuld race if my school had a team, but we dont, but it wqould be fun, just to ski

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can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
racing is fukin gay!!!!!! period unless its super g or downhill which are fukin sick becasue u need so much guts to do them and these 2 disiplines require such skill. GS, and slalom are fukin gay who gives a shit how fast u can go round some gay fukin gates, and all these racers that say there such good skiers are full of shit they may be able to ski but the majority of them have the shitest style when they ski big mountain or anywhere on the hill guys like mckonckey are fukin sick skiers but have no style when they ski big mounatin, shit look at kent krietler hes as sick skier but his style is fucked, he looks lke hes snowplowing down big alaskian faces sure it works but they have o style wat so eva. If u want tosee smooth big mounatin style look at guys likecandide hes big mounatin style is so sick he flows down the mountain like water so does morrision both ex mogul skiers so if u wanna become a truley good skier with good style do moguls, sure they both raced before morrision and candide but moguls gave them style.. also as I said before racing is gay, and for fat little rich american kids, and chicks with fat asses,

said before racing is gay and for little americanhite kids, and chicks with huge fat asses, it,unless its super g or down hill said before racing is gay and for little americanhite kids, and chicks with huge fat asses, unless its super g or down hill it ispointless Im gonna get alot of shit fo this post but I don't care cause im right and any raceers who doubt my ability in big mountain can kiss my ass casue I'll ski it faster and harder with more creativity and with style all thanks to moguls. but down hill and super g are sick just get rid of gs and slalom.

'I been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.
 
sorry my comp fucked up and im high ,drunk and tripin , but racing is gay, unless its super g or down hill! and u racers need to get some style when u ski

'I been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.
 
^^word yo/

learn to ski outside the park by skiing outside the park, not by racing.

dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
 
slickjamesjik, and who was this top racer on the bridger team that couldnt keep up. our boys are pretty damn good skiers, and they all own twins.

blah. so anyways. i do race, and b/c of it i get to ski every fucking day you suckas!

Live every day, like today is your last.

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all of the dope all around skiers out there raced.

timbo and i used to rock kyle kung, haha

'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
 
true that, ski racing was fun back in the day before the newschool scene came into action, but it truly did help many skiers become what they are today,for me personally the passion for arcing around gates to shave milliseconds off your time for years and years rubs off in the progressional scheme of things

shay is an ignorant speculative little sanchez
 
^what are you talkin about tim? haha

'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
 
speed races are the fucking shit... nuf said. theres nothing like the feeling of launching off a roller at 60 in the back seat and landing on your head. racing makes for some good times and a good reason to miss lots of school. wouldnt have traded my hardcore racing years for anything... except having started earlier so i might be getting a bit for free stuff now....

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o wow. racing is gay go join some gay ass faggit web site dedicated to racing and get the hell off newschoolers. i dont understand you people this site is for people who own and operate twin tips. and mogles are gay to. just as gay if not gayer that racing.

dont get it twisted
 
Yo moguls barron, you don't know what you are talking about. Racing does improve you skiing amazingly, style has nothing to do with the discipline that you ski, its about your personal way of skiing. There is no 'right' or 'cool' style, as it is of personal preference. I don't race, as i don't really enjoy it, but i did for a few years and although it wasn't as fun as bumps, it helped my skiing loads. Without racing i probably would'nt have been as good at bumps as i was.

Don't be a toad, follow the ski-way code
 
Im on the school racing team because i like to ski everyday. During training I go through the park every other run. ha.

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I wanna be a anarchist.

 
hell no

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Haha switch racing is fucking hard, especially slalom.

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Don't be a toad, follow the ski-way code

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talk to Jon Olsson about racing, see waht he says

'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
 
Racing is very homosexual, go big!

Matt

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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
 
Racing is very homosexual, go big!

Matt

Member 2912

2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
 
what up Vara Team 04?!

Racing = free passes and fine tunes your skiing. it's fun to just be a jerk racing, go inverted and even though you schooled every other competitor you are still disqualified.

-Lauren

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But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
^ yeah defenitely. Ive never skied a gate in my life and in colorado i skied backcountry and whatnot just fine, if not better then most people out there.

Go bears presented by Bank One!!
 
ya, racing just teaches you how to look like a dumbass in spandex and carve...but you can do both of those outside of racing too, if you want.

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where is the love?

youre all gay

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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

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Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

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slalomstar that was couple years ago...plus I don't see the team you're on that often, the MSU ski club is a bunch of homos though

Ha. Ha.
 
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