so whats the answer? quick!

Norred

Norred

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A man goes into a cell, this other man is hanging 12 feet in he air, he hung

himself from a cross beam in the center of the room, there is a puddle of

water underneath the man hanging. How did the man get that high to hang

himself?

'i' before 'e' except in Budweiser
 
damn that's a good one let's have another

-Ira

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i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
a guy cuts off his foot but feels no pain what happened

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i met larry david , AND I KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
he had a wooden leg?

'There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.'

BlP, what?

Zeal Optics, Giro, S.O.S. gear representin'

$bling
 
i have no more. i jsut had to answer that one quick for a prize

'i' before 'e' except in Budweiser
 
what was the prize?

any way, heres one. an man jumped up in the air, no where near anything to grab onto but didn't come back down. what happend?

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
i dont know the anser to that one^, but i got another one...

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. Instead of giving him water, the bartender pulls a gun on him.

The man says 'thanx', and walks out.

....what happened

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nothing. the bartender is just a prick.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
hiccups

'And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, Et fili spiritu sancti'-Boondock Saints
 
the letter e

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
this has terned into a random thread(man i hate that werd)

he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.

- linemaverick540

 
as he jumped up into the air a huge wind came and swept him away to a magical place called fairy land, where all the people were fairies and

really nice to him, they all had long nice yellow hair, however it always covered up their faces. anyway every morning he was awoken by blow jobs from the beautiful fairies, it was the happiest of times, until one day he woke up and all the fairies were laying on their back with their dingy's saying it was his turn. He was so shocked that they were all man fairies he shot himself in the head, and never came back down.....am I close???

'i' before 'e' except in Budweiser
 
the guy was in space

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
skibm, getting warmer. nope no one right so far.

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
1.already said, horse's name is friday

2.What is lighter than a feather, can be seen by the naked eye, and if you put it into a barrel it will make it lighter?

3.a human

4.one

5.a coffin

7.it's his mom

Jeff

Poniverus
 
didn't mean to re-post #2, i just copied and pasted so i could read them and answer, but i know 2 and 6(i think that;s the other i didn;t get), but i can;t remember what they were

Jeff

Poniverus
 
2. fire?

5.coffin (cant remember if it had been answered)

6. i dont know

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when you land a really good trick, its fun for people to watch, if you crash really bad, its still fun for other people to watch.
 
ElGato, that wasn't the entire riddle up there... it's 'At the beginning of eternity, at the end of time and space, at the start of every end, and the end of every place'. Much cooler cause it rhymes. Probly my favourite riddle, but everyone knows the answer now.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
Also, the answer to #2 is a hole. #6 is tricky, but realistically he could just ask what colour the sky is and he'd know who the liar is. Probably more complicated than that, though.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
i know #6 now, i wont ruin it for everyone else

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when you land a really good trick, its fun for people to watch, if you crash really bad, its still fun for other people to watch.
 
jd i know the answer to #6 i wont ruin it, but yours doesnt work cus you only get 1 question and after you ask about the sky then your done,

i love that one, but i allways tell it where your locked in a room with 2 doors, one door leads to freedom the other to death, theres two guards one liar and one honest person

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never mind, mine is different its much harder, for that one you only have to determine which tribe is which, in mine you have one question to find which door is the right one

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yea we all wanna know it, tell tell!

~Ella

Messed knees for life

*skiing isn't a sport, it's a lifestyle*

Ella and Lauren: changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
 
1. All that we caught, we left behind;

and all that we could not catch, we kept.

What is it?

2. He went to the woods and caught it, He sat him down and sought it, Because he could not find it, Home with him he brought it.

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when you land a really good trick, its fun for people to watch, if you crash really bad, its still fun for other people to watch.
 
Here are a few of mine:

1. A woman has 7 children, and half of them are boys. How is this possible?

2. George, Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee.

Jon, Lucy, and Bob are drinking soda.

Considering the pattern, is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda?

3.I cannot be felt, seen or touched, yet I can be found in everybody. My existence is always in debate, yet I have my own style of music. What Am I?

4. What is the folloqing sentence saying? (I love this one)

11 is a race horse

12 is 12

1111 race

12112

5. One morning a man is leaving on business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, 'Sir, don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!' The man takes his word and cancells his trip. Sure enough the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life?

6.What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?

7. I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a

gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
those are 2 new ones, and #6 is just wheres your village

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when you land a really good trick, its fun for people to watch, if you crash really bad, its still fun for other people to watch.
 
Ah. Someone just told me... #6 is 'can you take me to your village?'

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
well for the tribes one you just ask something like hey what color is my hair or this leaf or something

and for the other one, im gonna skip down a few lines, so if you dont wanna know then dont look

Ok you go to a guard and you say 'if i asked the other guard what door leads to freedom, what would he tell me?' and if he sais that the other guy would say door B then take door A if he says door A then take B, the reason it works is that if you happen to be asking the liar then hes gonna tell you the lie about the truth that you would get from the other guy, if you happen to be asking the honest guy your geting the truth about what the liar would say which is the wrong answer, so in both cases you get the wrong answer

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#1 is the woman is pregnant and the baby is a boy

two daughters and two mothers go into a pet store ,cats cost 15 dollars each , so each of the women buys a cat . they only buy three cats , how is this possible ?

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
/\ duh, a grandmother, daughter and the daughter is a mother.

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
The answer to number 2 of JD's is She'll like the coffee. Cause her name has 2 E's

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Way to many people have Lat in their sig.

(NSS)
 
NOOOOO!!! YOU STILL HAVENT ANSWERED MINE YET~!!!!

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 


1. ONe is a hermaphrodite.

2. She is drinking soda.

3. Your soul/SOul music

4. What is the folloqing sentence saying? (I love this one)

11 is a race horse

12 is 12

1111 race

12112

5. dunno, but what was the night watchman doing at the office in the morning?

6. Lie Detector machine

7. damn... i got no idea...

i got one though... What runs around all day then lies under the bed with its tongue hanging out?

4FRNT.

Sidewinder Sports.

i try to avoid my parents as much possible, i just live in their house, theyre fucken losers - Lateralis

 
^ my pussy. or cat if you sick fucks prefer.

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
11 is a race horse

12 is 12

1111 race

12112

eleven is a race horse, twelve is one too, eleven won one race, twelve won one too. I think that's it anyway.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
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