So two nights ago i got wasted..

vincepru

vincepru

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and shattered my right knee cap. ouch. i was walking out of my buddies house in akron ohio, he goes to college there, and slipped on the concrete steps that lead up to the front porch. i didnt realize the 2 inches of ice that covered them, needless to say i completely ate shit and landed directly on my knee, luckily i still had some whiskey left to sooth the pain. next day i woke up and couldnt walk on it. i iced it all day and come nighttime i decided it would be a good idea (dont ask why) to go back to the same house and party again. so i partied all night until these cocky ass dudes rolled up and tried to crash our party. i was on the pong table, and they kept making fun of my EC headwear beanie. i have a very bad temper, even worse when drunk. so i stepped up to the kid and asked him wtf his deal was. out of nowhere this kid wants to fight me, i laughed and asked him if he knew how to wrestle. he said he understood the basics of it, so we took it outside in the snow. (keep in mind ive been limping all night lol) so i set the rules up, they were pretty simple... dont hit my right knee on purpose and i wont choke you till you pass out, which in my mind is completely fair, we both agreed and proceeded to go at it. well he ended up getting pissed because he couldnt get me down so he kicked my right knee on purpose, and the pain was so intense that i completely froze, which gave this dbag the opportunity to tackle me to the ground. at this point i was like fuck it, i managed to squirm my way out from underneath the kid (hes atleast 180 or so and im 145) and got on his back, wrapped my legs around his stomach and got him in a double fish hook camel clutch, and then got him in a nice choke hold and proceeded to squeeze the air out of the kid with my legs until he would give up... he tapped out before passing out. and i pretty much embarrassed him infront of the entire party because they all came out to watch.

moral of the story, dont fight like a dirty whore unless you can face the consequences. claim. no pictures, no videos... yet.

anybody else have any similar experiences?
 
oh and my mom is a podiatrist along with my neighbor, my neighbor is the one who told me i had shattered it, he said theres really nothing i can do for a kneecap unless i get surgery. tomorrow im going in he said he was going to inject some kind of steroid in my knee to help enhance the healing rate or something. have you guys done this? he said sports doctors do it all the time to athletes to make them heal up faster. said i should be good to go within an few weeks
 
not to be a douche, i know how knee problems are man, they suck hella bad. ive had bursitis on my right knee for the last 7 or 8 months. but when they injected steroids it finally went away and i still have scar tissue and some inflammation for the next little while they say.

but you asked about consequences, bitch takes my krispie, bitch gets her fingas chomped.

 
yeah my injury isnt that serious, but its still really painful whenever i try to articulate my knee. do the steroids really work that well? im kinda skeptical about it fucking something up for some reason, idk maybe its just the though of having a steroid injected in me that kinda freaks me out
 
nah relax man, although your problem is bone related and mine is i suppose joint related. but trust me, the steroids will only do you good. if you want to be skiing asap i would suggest taking em, the doc knows what hes doing.
 
my friend from camp shattered his kneecap and he got surgery and had the steriod injection thing

it relly doesnt do anything except makes th healing process go about twice as fast from what i hear
 
hahahahahahaha sucks man but i live in akron and the weather 2 nights ago was terriable so i understand yea the weather sucks but the wrestleing thing is awesome

yea a kid i use to be friends with was being a tool and started to tackle me off his sofa none the less i have a terriable temper and intermitent explosive disorder (he wrestles btw) and i just start wrestling with this kid hes putting all these chokes on me and shit and i just pick him up because he weighed like 100 and i weighed 140 and drop that bitch on his head

haha moral of story is i havent talked to him since and now he could kick my ass he wrestles in states but it felt good haha
 
hahah no shit man, do you go to school at akron U? i pretty much party down there every weekend. right around gage street
 
sorry man now im still workn the teachers from my knees in high school blows out the ass

but i live in hudson which is about 20 minutes away

do you know a collin lindstrom by chance? he goes their and is a skiier?

bmills or bwine?
 
nah i dont know him..

i usually ski bwine just because its more fun. bmills when im teaching my sister. but im always at alpine valley, i work there so i get free passes lol
 
well he goes there and we ski bwine yea i havent been to alpine i work bmills lifts for now its alright but i bwine is always way better haha
 
last night i told some kid that "you have snoo on your shoulder", its a simple joke if anyone gets it "whats snoo" im sure you can figure it out. But he gets 7 of his friends to beat my ass. I took a cab outta that shit. Moral of the story: dont talk to strangers
 
haha agreed bro. i wanna rip the period key off his keyboard so he'll stop going ".............." at the end of every single post he makes
 
when my sister was in kinder garden some little girl was throwing wood chips at her so she choked her with a jump rope
 
Fucking Akron weather BLOWS cock. Good parties there but the weather can eat a big t-rex dick.

And the hood rat's that walk the street make me fear for my life
 
damn that sucks, i think i have knee caps of steel, a couple weeks ago at a rail jam i fell off a box into a staircase and my knee cap went straight into the last stair on the setup, it hurt so bad and it was all swollen but i got an xray and its all good!!!!!!
 
nah i hope not, my neighbor said that i should be good in a week or two, he gave me some pain killers, and that cortisone shot today, said to come back for annother when he calls me. its already feeling better now with the shot and the pain meds, i can walk normally, its just if my knee bumps into anything it fucking kills. i was over my buddies house today and his sheep dog loves me, it jumped up and put its paw right on my knee, i almost cried lol.

and uni-corn. those hood rats in akron dont do shit, trust me i would know, i was with my buddy walking to his house, walked past a couple of black kids and i just went on a white power/ nobama rant, they looked at me crazy. i like akron, i get to let loose lol
 
you walked past some black kids and went on a white power rant?! you my friend are a fucking tool. You my friend are what is wrong with the world today
 
oh no, i would never say that to somebody, i pretty much went off on obama, didnt really say anything racial. my post just came off wrong, me scuzi. and no i am not whats wrong with the world today.
 
So let me get this straight. You walk past a group of black guys and start talking shit about obama. You is that not racial? Kids these days are retarded.
 
Oh my car has gotten robbed a few times along with my brother car garage broken into and my stepbrothers car broken into.

Fucking Akron
 
damn bro, thats rough. i guess im not driving there anymore, i thought my car was safe in my dudes driveway behind his house. but i guess not
 
reminds me of the time I was in 2nd grade and a kid was throwing wood chips at me and kept laughing when i said to stop so i picked up a rock and nailed the kid in the face and then he started to cry yelling at me in japanese. but you destroyed that kid. props
 
hahaha destructive comeback!

also, antifreeze, that young boy will come and kill you later in life. the japanese are a vengeful people. look into their eyes man.

no hate, i live in asia.
 
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