So today...

yeah, at my school 10 before the summer last year 2 kids died on the same day. one killed himself and wrote this big letter and put it everywhere saying how he let everyone down, and this other girl died in a car accident.
 
hahah these are all so funny but earlier this year this girl at my school decided to get this guys attention by sticking a banana yes i said banana up her vagina and take pictures and send it to this kid that she was obssessed with. so everyone in our school knows about what she did and we all call her banana and this one kid even dressed up like a banana one day. shes one weirdddd girl too say the least
 
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Man thats so bad. I think I would scrub my leg raw.

We had a similar story on camp with another school. On guy was having a seizure and another guy thought he was joking so he laid down next to him and pretended to have one too.
 
I remember distinctly that I was in grade four and sitting next to an Japanese guy named Billy. It was in the middle of english when our teacher asked us to "come to the center of the room". Everyone rose up and made there way; except, Billy. He kept sitting there, until the teacher began yelling. When he finally stood up there was a pool of piss on the chair.

That was fucked up. He was sitting in his own piss for over 20 minutes. But hell, atleast I didn't get any on myself.

 
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