So this thing came in my oakley bathing suite

it's for when you get attacked by a shark

you can chop it's head off

the one's with a bottle opener are for opening beverages to go along with the sushi

(of the shark who's head you cut off)

btw, don't kill sharks, they'll mess you upppp
 
hahaha no kidding. i don't make it a habit to buy mens boardshorts but having grown up surfing, ive never not known what it is.

now i'm here in montana. my pet peeve is when the kids here hang them out of their pockets. WHY DO THAT?

In other news, the scraping your friends sunburn is fucking HILARIOUS. I'm so going to do that. Good call, kid.
 
sooo your telling me that youve never had to scrape the old wax off your board? very hand for that...pretty much what i use mine for the most. 53 degree water doesnt make wax last long...
 
i always scrape old wax off, ive tried to use a wax comb to get it off, but i find either way i do it i end up leaving my board in the sun so the wax melts a little, and i just prefer my method of using an old rag
 
hahaha...what a tard!those have been comin with board shorts for like at least 5 years now the only problem is i live in montana and they are almost useless here i guess you might be able to try them on a snowboard but i think id just stick to my straight edge i got with my wax!
 
i have tried that with one of those wax combs from a backpack i got. but i already knew it was for wax. worked alright with wet hair.
 
exactly, once you have the wax melted, its mad easy to just take the comb and scrape it all off. I believe the billabong and volcom ones also come with an fcs fin key which is always useful because im always losing my keys for it.
 
has anyone else got one with the comb, the bottle opener AND the allan key? I am not sure what the allan key is for, seering as how I have never surfed, perhaps the leash, or the fins.
 
yeah its for the fins, oh and speaking of finding different things in your board shorts, i remember last year quiksilver had actual combs, for your hair, in their board shorts
 
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