So this priest is taking a dump, right?

[b-ladd]

and this guy accidentally walks in and proclaims, "Holy shit!"

 

[readiculous]

Whats hellen keller's favorite color?

 

[TheButterHashira]

Waaa waa?

 

[readiculous]

Corduroy

 

[jason...]

have u ever seen the inside of helen kellers house?

neither has she.

 

[RICK_ROSS]

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive

and why do woman have small feet

 

[b-kul]

cause shes a woman, so they can stand closer to the stove. not that funny.

 

[b-kul]

but i loled at this.

 

[ChanchoVelez.]

there are a lot of jokes about hellen keller..eh

 

[snwbrdmilf]

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her?

Rearranged the furniture.

 

[connoroh]

what did hellen kellers parents do to punish her?

put a plunger in the toilet.

 

[low_fidelity]

what did helen kellers parents do to punish her?

shove her over

 

[Reptar.]

Did anyone watch that history channel "history of the joke?" it was pretty funny.

 

[SlickRick.]

how do you fit 50 jews in a car

1 driving 49 in ths ashtray

 

[TheMoostafian]

why didnt hellen keller scream when she fell off a cliff?

she was wearing mittens

how did hellen keller break her arm?

she tried to read a speed limit sign going 50 mph

why did hellen keller's dog run away?

because... you would too if your name was adfaoskdjfoasdfj

why cant hellen keller drive?

because she's dead

 

[alev]

how do u punish hellen keller?

give her a basketball and tell her to read it

 

[SlickRick.]

amazingness

 

[DJBlum89]

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

So she can moan with the other.



How do you get helen keller to keep a secret?

Break her fingers

If helen keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?