So there's a cute coffee shop girl...

given her my AIM?

haha, really? thats like junior high..

"here's my AIM SN if you want to message me on there... then we can have our parents drive us to the movies.."
 
Dude, c'mon. It's not too polite or cool to start shit while someone else is working, hence giving them your number or asking for it straight up.

You sound too serious about asking someone out and I think it's kinda funny in this instance that you say "forget the rom com bullshit" and yet you give your own thoughts that sound more like rules/orders than helpful advice.

 
what are you talking about? You've had a boner for me lately, man.

Also, it's impolite to chat with a barista? Really....hmmm. Too serious? How is light hearted banter over the course of several interactions followed by asking for a number serious OR like a romantic comedy (outside of the flimsiest of similarities)? What's "kinda funny" about this is that I've actually picked up a barista....have you? (oooooooohhhhh claiiiiimmmmmm blahblah)

You've really begun to irritate/rub me the wrong way, and I feel like you purposely misconstrue and misinterpret what I say. In no way was I giving orders, I was throwing my two cents that giving a girl your number—as opposed to straight up asking for hers and risking rejection— is a cop-out, and a really common mistake made by guys who lack confidence. I was genuinely trying to offer advice. Do me a favor, if you're going to be a douche/argumentative towards everything I say, just don't address me.
 
You're reading too much into this, I've always liked to converse with you, whether we're on the same page or not. Never meant to offend or be a douche.
 
nice work. Im no expert but Ive never been able to hear when Im at a bar so I've always had to pick up girls at gyms, stores, etc. It gets easier, either shes single and thinks youre cute and will say yes, or she wont. It can suck when they say no tho. I asked an asian girl at my gym for her number and she told me she was married and I saw her about 20 times after that
 
all the good ones are taken.. i can't count how many girls ive asked out that have boyfriends.. i usually say something along the lines of no surprise there, hit me up if that changes/he dies
 
hit me up if he dies. i laughed haha.

"well... if he happens to die go ahead and give me a call" ha too funny i can just picture it.
 
haha yeah ive had good reactions and not so good reactions to it..depends on the girl's sense of humor/if i say it nicely enough.. gets the point across though
 
Just say to her "I was gonna ask for your number but didn't want to bother you at work so I wrote mine down for you." give it to her and leave her with something like "So gimme a ring sometime if you're not busy, it would be cool to hang with ya"

It works almost every time for me, plus it puts the ball in HER court and if you hear from her that means she's interested so you don't have to wonder either.

FUCK I'M GOOD.

 
attta boy! thats smooth... or heres an idea, make sure she doesnt have a bf... lol then... talk to her, ik it a weird concept, buttttttt try it. it really works. be funny. make sure you hint that shes sexy as fuck, but dont be like "hey your sexy as fuck" lmao
 
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Oh yeah I would say pics are pretty necessary there champ. You need an official review from NS.
 
yeah ive worked in multiple coffee shops and that shit is generally just real creepy and the girl usually will make fun of you after you leave. who knows if theyre just doing that shit for attention and then actually hit up the dude after but, being a regular customer is a way better route to success here.
 
Your mom messed up her life and never committed to anything ("almost" launched) so now she's trying to ruin other peoples lives.
 
Step 1. See if she wears a support cancer bracket.

Step 2. Tell you're friend you have cancer and to keep it to him self knowing he will tell everyone.

Step 3. Your friend goes to tell the coffee girl of your cancer and ends up banging her.

Step 4. Your friends pay her to go one a date with you and have sex.

Step 5. You don't have sex, and your friends wasted 200 dollars.

It goes something like that, and is proven to work.

 
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