So some fucker broke my femur this weekend...

[fappy]

sparring with this guy in the ring and he sucker punched me in the balls. no one saw it, and right when i grabbed my kids, this fuckhead uppercuts me and i fall back and land on my femur and snap it. my friends werre there and they had to watch this humiliation. as i was down i heard his roommate laughing in the audience. now my career is over. i swear to god if i ever find this guy im going to end his life

 

[word-sauce]

goodness gracious your funny

 

[Owen.]

6/10, good effort I like the humor

 

[TerminatorX]

i wonder who it could be

 

[-+Siver+-]

well played my friend well player

 

[TheMoostafian]

hhahaha nice

 

[eheath]

I lol'd.

 

[skiEER]

if something like this was true i would laugh

 

[TeamJones]

you fell and broke your femur...

did you land on an upswinging sledgehammer?

 

[emopoppins]

you are either a postmenapausal woman or a starving african.

 

[Rajna]

hahhaha

 

[SteevJee]

wait a second.........

 

[AALT]

ooooooo

RACE WAR!!

RACE WAR!!

RACE WAR!!

 

[.makuma.]

i see what you did..and i like it

 

[Paszko]

fresh....?

 

[alaskakid]

haha i lol'd

 

[chimp]

broke my ankle kick boxing

 

[no_steeze]

feeble attempt but acceptable

 

[Sholte]

kinda funny.

 

[Grove_Street]

never try to reset your femur, because you could pinch your artery and internally bleed to death, that would have to be a major break though.

 

[Grove_Street]

do you happen to be the 36 year old in this thread.
https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/359509/

 

[fezz]

yeah i just read that...kinda ironic if your both on ns

 

[Mr_Bojangles]

I hope you're joking.

 

[crazyfuck]

you and the person above you are both retarded. go jerk each other off.

the funniest thing about this thread is the dumbasses not getting the joke.

 

[birdshake]

haha this is pretty funny

 

[b-kul]

kinda made me laugh.

 

[afton_steeze]

hahaha.

 

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