So she and I were painting

[HotSauceBurns]

We were painting a picture, and it turned pretty hot and heavy

SO we got it on.

9 months later my kid was born

FIN

 

[maximiliaan]

congrats?

 

[TechnoPotamus]

i laughed, I cried, I came.

 

[theGURU]

you are bad at painting this picture.

we need details, pictures, videos, consent forms, birth certificates and we also need to know why for some reason after all of this awesome information it just ends. is the world over? did zombies come?

damnit man, paint!

 

[namechange]

did you finish painting the picture?

 

[mr.k2]

congrats bro,

 

[GolfingElephant]

didnt happen

 

[alexg1687]

then you woke up?
no, but seriously, congratulations. what's his/her name?

 

[E.C.]

weight?

 

[Pow.yuHdig*]

haha