So one of my best friends is pussy whipped

skiman523

skiman523

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what the fuck sould i do this girl has his nuts in a goddamn vice. For example We live in boston and last sunday the pats are on and the red sox had the season on the line....and he went apple picking. He goes to the mall with her whenever she wants (one time he dropped 72 bucks on a lacoste shirt just to match hers). during the summer me and my friends go out on a boat and have a good time and he goes to the muesem of science. What should I do?
 
ok listen very carefully this has been done before and is very famous...

step 1: Buy a big UPS type van get you and a big fat friend to drive over to ur house while ur friend is out with an ex girlfriend that is cool. Your dresses in camo with camo paint on ur face and have a taser and tranq dart gun and ur friend is in black with stockings on his head.

Step 2: Sneak into her house while she is sleeping, shoot her with the dart take her car keys and steal ehr car. Then you dig up a recently buried ffemale women put her in the driver seat and send the girlfriends car over a cliff and put the girlfriend in ur garage then go to see ur Highschool football coach in jail to see what u do about the girl in ur garage.

if any of this is confusing just watch teh movie saving silvermen
 
I know what you mean man...it sucks being ditched alot for a girl by one of your best friends.
 
wow, I'm a little whipped but nothing compared to your friend. Sit him down and talk to him about it, but don't insult him or the bitch while talking or else he'll get pissed. Just be like dude we arefriends you should hang out with us sometimes too and tell her you can't go out with her that day. If she doesn't understand that he needs to see his real friends, shes a dumb bitch and you should kill her
 
Jesus H Christ... that is one whipped motherfucker. And from the looks of his girlfriend's mouth she could devour him whole if he ever strayed from her. Well, actually, maybe "brunch" is a code word for "getting head". Couldn't fault him then, could you?
 
doesn't the girl have friends of her own?

obviously not if she goes to the museum of science, picks apples, and does BRUNCH.

HONESTLY who the fuck does brunch. rich sophisticated bitches, thats who. fuck i would buy a matching shirt from valu-village and donkey punch. but honestly clint eastwood is the reason why i started smoking, and coincidentally he is the reason i also started shooting mexicans.
 
.........yeahhhhhhhhh my bad......that armadas boy quote is str8 out of saving silver men.........but i am in the same sorta thing i have ditched my friends sooo many times this summmer for a girl....but she is very important to me
 
haha that picture sucks, he looks like a faggot.

but yeah pussy whipped friends suck, i had too many of em in highschool
 
Theres really not much you can do man, every heterosexual man would rather get laid then chill with his friends, its a known fact. They may talk all macho like bros before hos and all that shit, but when it comes down to it, they will choose the girl 100 percent of the time. It sucks when your friends are pussywhipped, cus you eventually stop hanging out with them, and once they break up, neither of them have any friends any more. If you really need to do something about this, sit him down and tell him straight up hes a pussy whipped mother fucker and that his girlfriend is nasty.
 
I agree... however, if he's whipped and NOT getting any... or not enough to warrant his level of whipped-ness... then there's a serious problem here and he needs some sense smacked into him. Who can fault him for choosing sex over, well, whatever his bros are offering? I don't know about everyone else, but if a buddy of mine missed some event he was supposed to come to and said "Sorry, I was busy getting head", I'd consider that a pretty fucking good excuse, personally.
 
^Exactly. Most peoples relashonships don't last very long because they go and hang out with their friends and end up ignoring their girlfriend too much and they just get sick of each other. To make a relashonship acctually last, you kind of have to be whipped. Not to the extent of that dude, but pretty dedicated to that person.
 
Hahahaha... dude... it's brunch... the museum of science... give me a break. I don't even know if I BELIEVE that, those excuses are so far fetched.
 
hahahaha, and as for the girl, shes ugly, and that kids hair is a little wierd? but i wont judge, photoshop a picture of her and another guy, and send it to the kid.
 
hahaha pussy whipped is so much better than being actually whipped. but ya he looks like a kid that would be whipped i would just go find another friend to take his place till she dumps him, then u can have him back cuz there is nothing you can do about it
 
"so my girlfriend says, 'honey lets go to brunch'. great idea. y sleep in on a sunday when u can get up and spend 18 dollars on eggs" -billy burr
 
fool around with her. and who gives a shit what your "friend" thinks, from the picture he looks like a lil scrawny pretty boy.
 
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