So Now

[ibjibba]

Ok Would you rather:

Be a Ol Western Gunslinger

or

A Ninja (without movie effects)

 

[*SURFACE]

do you know what a ronin is?

i want to be a ronin...

 

[ibjibba]

I do. YOU DO? A masterless warrior whose goal is to destroy whoever killed his master and then commit genocide?

 

[ibjibba]

I would be a gun slinger! its as close to anarchy as they come.

 

[shradical]

Good ol' pussy footin el presidente bush is a wanna be gun slinger. i dont want to resemble that guy at all. guns are bullshit and cowboys have too much attitude. couldn't they have just said sorry when some other cowboy chap spilled their drink rather then shooting the shit out of everyone in the bar? i dont like that shit. and genocide is terrible. but, atleast the ronin has some real skills. where as the cowboy could have just developed his skills from a lot of masturbating. i vote ronin.

damn that was long...

 

[ibjibba]

what special skills do a ronin have?

 

[wontskieast]

I'm your huckleberry.

 

[shradical]

a ronin can do a lot more then masturbate and move a finger. they can kick, jump kick, round house kick, quick kick, high kick, low kick, fake kick, ambidextrous kicking, low swoop trip kick, flying kick, back kick, side kick, and the infamous double kick.

 

[ibjibba]

If i was a gun slinger i would gun bush down. in a show down. heya!