So my mom wont buy me skis. what should i do?

whale sperm tech is so last year. What you need is spermwhale tech.

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think about what it could do for your skiing!
 
Well, first off I'd say don't buy boone's there a fuckin terrible company. Second I'd tell you to get money, because that's necessary in buying skis. Third buy skis from a company that has existed for longer than a year, make that longer than 3, there are tonnes of shit companies coming out right now with low quality product
 
my first post should have made it obvious, lol, though sam's mom does enjoy a good thumb up the rump during a romp.
 
yeah i mowed the lawn and bought my self new skis. just say its your money, you worked for it and you should be able to spend it on whatever you want- but don spend your money on boones cus your madre definatly wont let you get those get some other brand
 
The mods should just set up trap threads like this to catch and ban all of the retards~

I can understand that you cant always tell when someone is being sarcastic on the internet... but man...

this is bad~
 
fuck me, last night, in my drunken status, this thread was the most serious shit ever, I feel like a n00b right now
 
my daddy said it was perfectly natural that i get huge BOONEers, and that he would get me some BOONEers to ride if i shave his back twice a week.

 
ok sam first things first. strt filling out resumes to send to boone maybe you could get spanced. if that doesnt work you might have to start selling blow.....

haha classic threadd dude
 
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