So my girlfriend

why the fuck were you jacking off when your girlfriend was in the same house? you gotta get on that man
 
Foul-Bachelor-Frog-GIRL-SAYS-NO-LEFT-HAND-SAYS-YES.jpg
 
Instead of baiting you could have used better terms like buffing the banana, jackin' the beanstalk, holding your sausage hostage, spankin the frank, etc. See these are much more clear
 
Back
Top