So my Girlfriend is cheating on me

[Tosh]

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?

 

[timoski]

ahahah

 

[DunDunDun]

shove a glass bottle up there and smash it. real 3rd world style.

 

[freestyle_kyle]

how long have yoou been going out with her for?

 

[DJCrazyA]

cut that shit out with a torch and weld a new peice of metal in there, then spray paint over it

 

[KRASHED]

im not sure if this is serious or not, funny lead up though

 

[nickmcnutt]

thats hilarious, so unexpected and random

 

[eheath]

haha the end is the best.

 

[J.D.]

Hahahahahaha. That was a masterpiece of anticlimax.

 

[STAUSS]

hgahahaha the perfect stoned realtion ship

 

[Ryno]

i did enjoy that....i was expecting a slew of "fag" responses but you tricked me!

 

[[skipscop]]

you must suck in bed

jk

 

[DYFI]

take it and fix it up real good. Rusty rims are no good.

 

[CrazedSkier1080]

dude just spray paint em gold, mad bling! and make sure you dont use tape so a little bit gets on your tires

 

[sneather]

hahaha ya u should def take it to a body shop

 

[Norred]

ahahahahah i was like what???? and i read the whole thing again. good one.

 

[JFerg]

i hope that your gf isnt actually cheating on you tosh. and get that shitbucket fixed up.

 

[Ruski]

tough luck, just cheat on her

 

[hucker22]

get a body kit

 

[TheQuailman]

if i was her, i would cheat on you too

 

[thedutchmayn]

wow, that was brilliant, but yeah get that shit fixed.

 

[holyDINOSAURS]

hahahahahhahahaha i giggled

 

[Ericpbp]

haha your a funny dude

 

[will987654321]

hahaha great ending

 

[Edward.]

o i get it now! hahahaha

 

[Tosh]

your slow

 

[marsland]

body shop so you know it gets done right

 

[jimmychung]

hahahah nice. go to VIP or someplace like that and get some stuff for it?

 

[396222687862]

bahaha that was a good one

 

[freeskiBC]

 

[skoganskier101]

hahah ,the end was awesome

 

[bermbuster49]

haha that was sweet dude, i commend you.

 

[oakjewlery]

hahahha i'm high as fuck and that got me all excited and shit then my hopes and dreams were crushed by rust

fuck taht

 

[potatofarmer]

hahahahaha,

that is fuckin' awesome

 

[jibster270]

Haha. that was awesome.

 

[MALONE]

if its just surface rust and doesn't go all the way through then sand the hell out of it starting with something like 220 grit sand paper and finish with 280-300, then put some lightweight body filler(available anywhere) on there and sand it even with the same (280-300) grit sand paper, if its rusted through cut out the rusted area in a shape as close to a square as possible and get a fiberglass repair kit from the local parts shop like NAPA or Autozone, if you had pics I could tell you EXACTLY how to fix it

-kill that ho

 

[pommery]

that was genius. except you should have titled the thread "what should i do"

 

[teamjib]

haha yea honestly.funny story.

 

[WIfreeskier]

great post, funny shit dude

 

[k2yeags]

i think i'm going to get blue-balls now...

SHIT!!

 

[crunkkrew*tck]

beat the fuck outta the dude she cheatin on you with. beat him good.

 

[bighit]

hahhaha that was great, but is ur girl really cheating on u?

 

[Leckett]

tell her you want to know what shes been up to and your led to believe shes cheating on you. if it turns out she has, bitch slap her then set her jeans on fire and cast level 12 satanise on her

 

[Mrkguru12]

Clever man. But you shouldnt plagairize. Give some credit to your source from which you stole that.

 

[french_fry]

take the rust away and infect your girlfriend with it by grinding it to powder and slipping it in her drink, so that she can have tetanus.

 

[french_fry]

kickass post by the way

 

[back_woods]

fuck rust. my car broke down on the highway three hours ago. I just got home, and where the fuck am i to come up with $700 for a new clutch!?

 

[tahoeskier170]

hahaha nice one.

 

[agree.this]

shitty dude, i just got a new clutch too

wasnt very cheap, it fuckin sucked

 

[C-Burg]

If you want to do it cheap, take a grinder and a buffer. Grind away the rust then buff it to smooth it out. Then take car paint and paint over the buffed spot, but be sure to do it in a garage so that not dirt gets on or under the paint

 

[skifiend]

genius, pure genius