I guess it's better than largest potato chip bag collection or longest finger nails but still. Some of those records are fucking worthless.
We should start out own competing brand.
The Lamas magical book/thread of world or just ski related world records.
All record attempts must have pics or video or they did not happen.
Biggest over shoot, shortest case, longest naked backflip, most girls numbers gathered between opening and closing of a normal day, longest pondskim, most bones broken in one crash, most shit gathered in your pants from one crash, longest backflip train, most people on one rail at the same time, longest one ski slide on rail, highest air, longest cossak, most beers chugged in one run through park(must contain a line of at least 10 features) highest bac backflip, most money spent on food and drinks in lodge in one day, closest parking spot to the lift, largest burrito consumed in one park run(park must contain at least 10 features in a line), shortest time to chads gap from the base of the alta parking lot, longest time spent sitting on most popular features in park without getting murdered, largest smoke shack orgy, most over capacity chair, most people hot lapping the park to taylor swift, fastes 100m through mogul field while more than double the legal limit of alcohol, etc
