So.. my day started off well ns

skithedirt

skithedirt

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So my alarm goes off at 5:15 today after me going to bed around 2 i wake up get dressed, pick a couple friends off and go to lifting.... i first realize that i dont have enough gas or cash to get there so i end up going to the gas station thats on the way and getting 7 dollars worth of gas. my friend goes into pay with my money and tells me that he only counted 6:50. so i sit in the car and give him 50 cents he runs in and gives it to the lady and we proceed to drive away.. all of a sudden we hear a big ass noise, i turn around and the gas pump is still in my jeep. i was like fuck, so i get out and the ladys walking out trying to tell me that it wasnt that bad because the pumps have a break off valve so that retards like me dont tear the whole gas station apart. I proceed to apologize and tell her i have to get going to lift or my coach is going to yell at me. i then drive away and get to lifting do the god damn warmups then we go to squat and i didnt have that much weight on the bar i was at 225 i start squating and the god damn bar breaks the end of it where its thicker and it holds the weight starts to slide off. so i slowly let it down onto the floor and my we take off the weight and get another bar.

other than that i havent been to unlucky. i got home around 730 and went back to sleep

spark notes: i tore the gas pump out of the gas station with my car today at 530 in the morning, i was then squating at lifting and i broke the bar

how has ur friday the 13th been ns?
 
mine was good i did a online orientation for college. but then i relized i wasted 2 minutes of my life reading and replying to a thread called"so..my day started off well ns"
 
Not bad. Got up at 3:45 to head in to work at 5, stocked shelves at Costco for 5 hours. Called my girlfriend after my shift to say hi, (we're long distance and shes visiting for a week in the start of July. With that thought in mind I stopped in at the pharmacy on the way home, restocked on some Ultra Thins and KY, came home and napped for two hours, I got up and just finished eating some dank eggs and toast. I think I will now go for a nice run while its still sunny.

I hope I dont roll my ankle.
 
well my night ended after midnight, so im going to tell you about yesterday.

so i turned 18 on the 11th, so i went to the casino after midnight (basically tuesday night). lost $70. fuck. then last night my friend picks me up to go to the strip club, but we end up going to the casino first. im pissed, because i lost $70 last time, and i refuse to lose any more money. im just walking around, talking to my other friends who happened to be there, basically wasting time. i sit down at the blackjack table; its my 2 friends, and some random drunk guy. well, apparently the table had shitty luck. everyone was losing tons of cash. when i start sitting down, everyone on the table wins like 5 hands in a row. sweet. the drunk guy throws me $10. score. i go back to talk to another friend who was playing a table game version of texas hold em, and he give me $10 because his luck turned around too. go back to the blackjack table, the drunk ass throws me $10, $5, and $10 throughout the night. then i win $5 in blackjack after playing for a while. he also started throwing my buddy cash. i think he got like $15 out of him. so im stoked as shit. i never handed over any money at all to gamble with, but im walking out with $50. cloud nine, right?

well... we start walking out, and my friend grabs me. "look under that guys chair" says he. i do as he requests and there is a $100 bill. they make a distraction while i toss my wallet up in the air and "accidently" drop it next to the guys chair. i pick the wallet and the bill up, and we book ass out of there before we get shot.

no way in hell anyone still believes me, but whatever.

so we go the club, get in with the $100, and we each get $18 back. then my buddy bought me a lapdance for my birthday. she was a coke head, but she was cute. i went to bed at like 12:15, so technically, it somewhat counted maybe. well, no, but whatever. great fucking night.

just proves that you CAN win money at the casino!
 
That should have been the first post in this thread...lol

And good callout jodi :P
 
The Eyes in the Sky saw you for sure man. You gonna get fuuucked...

I hope something crazy goes on tonight, can't waste this.
 
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