So my dad googled me...

[dodgeridge*rider]

no your a pokemon character who breaths fire

 

[PhaedeD]

jesus calan how old are you?!?! haha thats funny though!

 

[~auddie~]

damn gurl that sucks, s'okay, my dad got facebook so he can creep on my page, the other day my friend uploaded pics from nye, fucked up shit that is, really hope he didnt see them.

 

[BravoWhiskey5280]

ha i got my cross country results and my mountain dew vertical challenge results from 3 years ago..ha

 

[.Capn.]

Haha I only got race results and rail jam results nothing from NS my names not on it so I dont think I can?

 

[UNREAL]

What comes up for me is "Duff and associates"

thats it haha

 

[ThaLetterM.]

yeeaaaa for last name davis!

 

[HangThePope]

Haha! that's funny as hell. my parents can't even use the computer.

 

[VT_FLO]

just change it to five doller hand jobs.

 

[stompdat]

googling is for creeps. myspace is where it's at. get with the times mutha.

 

[HailSatan]

hella suck.

 

[grahamhowe]

so u dont give blowjobs for $5 anymore?

 

[1440ski]

Hahaha that just made my day

 

[da-bling]

hahahaha

 

[skiEER]

haha thats a pretty good price

 

[CJHski]

when i read the title i thought "googled" was somthing bad that your dad did to you illegally

haha

 

[SARTRON]

i cant google my name (

 

[VT_scratch]

man i hate how ur name isnt pink! its just standard to me now that guys are blue girls are pink. so iread the thread and im like WTF? then i saw the sig..

 

[uni-corn]

Probably an image search

 

[skiblandford]

must have been weird when they found out ahhhh go hide

 

[french_fry]

wait...How did googling your real name get him to your newschoolers profile?

Or did he know your username? That is really funny though, good luck getting out of that awkwardness.

 

[Sno.]

type Calan DeWald into google

 

[Sno.]

i know, right?

 

[Alex_thedroog]

hahahahaha, that would suck

 

[.jc.]

well for my name it came up with a gay porn website

 

[EL_FINRE]

apparently a guy with my exact same name is a big writer for the washington post an is pretty good at it too

 

[doritos]

Hahahaha, that's funny shit, I can't believe they made you take it down... how depressing.

 

[doritos]

And Google says I'm a professional poker player and/or actor... word.

 

[theres_ghosts]

theres got to be a great cheapshot for this

i just cant think of one

 

[hartig]

So I just googled myself, and I found this..
http://www.informationdelight.info/encyclopedia/entry/Newschool_skiing

Why my name is on there, I have no clue.

 

[Hannah.]

i just get a bunch of bullshit about hannah montana

 

[cardoso6]

My parents don't even know how to start FireFox, let alone google me haha.

..Sad, really.

 

[BMB]

don't google my name cause its a pornstar

 

[PBRasap]

but more impotantly . . . why would your parents google you ?!

 

[rocktheLPs]

apparently im a professor of design at yale

 

[ajax]

hahaaha, that's hilarious, kinda sucks for you though

 

[asonUnique]

im a soviet cosmonaut who died not too long ago...nice!!

 

[sconniestyle]

maybe her dad googled $5 blowjobs and then once he saw the profile, used it to cover his tracks.

 

[Microcosm]

hahaha, wtf that's hilarious.

the best part of that article:

" The general assumption here is that newschoolers are "bad-ass mother fuckers" "

 

[Sno.]

LAWL, for realz though, lol

 

[Lefroy]

the only thing that comes up for me that is actually me is a picture on took thats hosted on here, and swim meet results from years ago... the rest is all reese witherspoon crap.

 

[anna*]

im telling stel.

 

[08-Line_Rider]

wow that is just to funny

 

[saucybiscuits]

i am a japenese cartoon artist

 

[samwise]

i dont even think that's a haiku, isn't it 5 syllables, then 7, then 5?

 

[PhaedeD]

calans bj's are worth a lot more than 5 dollars let me tell ya.

 

[beezey]

ya, i got in trouble for my name being the_shocker then my quote said something about if someone screams at you and mde you come and it was by SpankyAnalWhore, yup............. my mom asked me if i liked anal sex it wa sweeet

 

[toominator]

your mum knows what the shocker is?

 

[whattheshit]

she has had 5 years to learn about it.