So my dad googled me...

Sno.

Sno.

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and was connected to my newschoolers profile, that happened to say "$5 dollar blow jobs" under "best tricks"...

so my mom freaked out and wrote me a letter asking why i would say something so self destructive about myself....

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yeah, they made me, my mom was like "omg!!! why would you disrespect yourself like that!", and my dads like "i dont want any of my relatives seeing that when they google you!"

when they google me?

what?!
 
cause that's what she does to avoid confrontation, she writes me little jack handy notes of inspiration before she leaves for work, so when i wake up i see them, and she isn't around to see my reaction
 
haha that musta been kind of a funny convo. its not like everyone goes and googles all the people they know. not really on the top of peoples agenda unless they are maybe looking at a job application or something along those lines
 
hahaha, you've been googled! they should make a reality tv show or something, i think it would fly with all the crap thats on tv these days haha
 
hahaha i lol'ed.

my mom googled doug and asked me why his hair was blue. but then again she googled my bro's 14 yr old slutty girlfriend.
 
its worse than being rick roll'd...

I never thought my parents would get technologically advanced enough to navigate past the seattle times home page.
 
My name used to bring up some sketchy black dood who got thrown inside for armed assault or something. Apparently he doesn't exist anymore though.
 
i come up as a sociality from moscow (im from moscow) and have donated $250 to some lukemia fund...theres a pic of me...but its not me...its crazy weird. and then theres all my swim team results from when i was in the junior olympics hah wow, ancient.
 
i googled my name and got a report from this guy with the same name in denver who bragged about his les pual and new car from his parents

also got my myspace

some random guy from hawaii who graduated from the college in hawaii and won some championships with baseball or soemthin

and this little chillun that wrote a haiku

In the shade of a tree

lay a little baby rabbit

on a cool fall day.

-- Zach Callaghan

 
haha, that really sucks.

I dont think my parents would ever google me, my mom can check out my facebook whenever, I think shes happy with that.
 
i thought you put it there so people would know you are a girl. girl girl girl girl

i googled me and the first and 4th were actually me, the middle ones were something to do with bob dylan
 
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