So my dad called me a noob

[jibmaster_josh]

yesterday i was doing nose presses in my basement. my dad comes down and goes "why cant you do it outside?" i was like "i dont feel like it" then he was like "dont worry, we were all noobs once." i was appaled that he even knew the word since hes like 45

 

[pat_0101]

It MUST be true then!

 

[alh10]

your dad must be the coolest person alive then

 

[860]

bahahhaha! owned!

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

Thats tyte. My mom's said it to me before.

 

[ecsm.]

thats awsonme ur dad said noob

 

[TeleRyder]

Did you call him an r-tard back?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=r-tard

 

[Holte]

that's really funny.

 

[SIX]

Once my dad said to my sister: " I think I just pawned you."

I was laughing my ass off!

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

ahahahaha

 

[4ReeL_]

ha powned by yo old man i would be admiting to it

 

[thedutchmayn]

my friend's dad says owned, noob, pwned all the time. he even listens to geto boys with us. hah one time my friend nic just goes up and punches him randomly. his dad whaled him and goes "gotta back your shit up!" he's really chill and he skis.

 

[smuggsVT]

alex he tries to be gangster and shit but yeah i guess hes pretty chill

 

[Crock360]

I'm not sure what's worse: getting pwned by your dad...or sharing the story w/ the rest of us.

 

[Jhorski]

damn boy ur dad's gnar

 

[thedutchmayn]

hes definitely pretty chill nic. he even helped up get snow from the ice rink. thats pretty cool.

 

[boobie]

hahahah i wish my parents called me a noob

 

[triebby]

hahahaha, thats great, you def got pwn3d

 

[whattheshit]

if my dad ever said noob id punch him in the face.

 

[Ware]

hahahaha noooooob

 

[ninjea]

maybe if my dad spoke english, he would call me noob.

but, come to think of it, i too would punch him if he did.

 

[Dilla]

hahaha righteous

 

[Commonwealth]

the real question is...why the fuck were you doing nose presses in the basement???

 

[CoachG]

by far best thread ever.

 

[SlickRick.]

maybe your dad has visited the world

 

[Skipig25]

haha, my mom said my new coat was fly

 

[jibmaster_josh]

after he called me a noob i ran up to him and gave him a titty twister and then he wedgied me

 

[K2-fujative]

Haha, nice. xD

 

[aja_kiki]

haha my mom said dank once. and i dont even know how she learned it..since i dont even say it. and she said it with a sweet polish accent...haha my mom.

 

[eastAR5]

yea my dad always fucks around with me, hes like "when are we gona score some dank " im like stfu

 

[chapz]

hahah, i called me dad a noob once, then he started copying me.

 

[nitsua]

my dad is boring,ur dad is cool

 

[jibmaster_josh]

my dad rocks, he started snowboarding last year and did a 180 tailgrab. it was sickass. he also plays guitar awsomely

 

[Schoening]

thats hilaroius. my mom says JEa on occasion

 

[jayamait]

ive tried to teach my dad. your dad is way more understanding i guess. thats sweet.

 

[kepler.]

i'd call my dad a noob but he's been skiing like 3 times longer than i've been alive. but he always gets on me for freeskiing. he got so mad when he had to throw away his straight skis

 

[rocMALONEYphotos]

hahah thats how my dad is, hes the shiet i got him into the roots, n dilated peopls n all that, he talks the same way its real funny, cant help but make fun of him sometimes

 

[plorr]

my friends dad once compared the music we were listening to to japanese masturbation

 

[GANDALF]

once my mom said, "dont touch my steeze"

 

[Swick825]

my dad says pwned a lot.

 

[GANDALF]

and she was referring to her ball of yarn that she was knitting with hahahahah

 

[NGA]

my mumm says stoked and steeze sometimes..and she has an accent, its funny