So my cat raped me in the eye......

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reverendwrong

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so im walkin around my house when i come upon my cat, fat buddy(yes that is what i named the thing). I decide hey i should pet him what harm could come of that, then all of a sudden my two dogs come out of nowhere and start barking. Fatass goes apeshit and starts flailing wildly, he lands a paw on my face and i drop him like its hot. I go to the bathroom to take a look at the shit and cant see wtf happend due to all the blood. I cleaned it up and here is the aftermath..........

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and the close up.......

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so as it turns out he cut my eyelid all the way through and barely missed my eye, a millimeter higher or deeper and i would have been royally fucked.
 
"Dropped it like its hot" haha

but really, thats no fun. My two cats wreck me with their paws from time to time. No fun, neosporin it up.
 
good idea, put neosporin on your eyelid, that wouldnt fuck up his eye or anything like that...
 
Your title is misleading. I thought your cat came in your eye and you couldn't open it up. That sucks almost as much though.
 
do you understand how luck yyou are bro? holy fuck. thats crazzy. minor mishap but shit could have lead to blindness. you are a lucky fello
 
Holy shit dude hahaha. Reminds me of a story. My dad was lieing down on the sofa watching TV and his arm was hanging off. My cat then attacked my dads hand for no reason so my dad picked up my cat by the neck scruff, bitch slapped it, then threw it across the room. My cat is so friendly now haha
 
when i first got my cats (ping, and pong) i was sleeping and i woke up and the cat was sleeping on my face and also went crazy, my faced looked something like yours. it sucked haha.
 
ouch, hopefully it'll heal fast. This is probably the reason why i don't like cats but my friend cuts her cat's front claws so this kind of stuff doesn't happen, you should consider that.
 
cats have extremely dirty mouths. make sure that shit doesnt get infected. my mom got attacked by my cat and had to get anti biotics and shit
 
ahaha im like where was this from ive seen this somewhere

it was in my facebook home feed for some reason
 
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lucky it didn't patty cake your retina or you would sooooo be blind
 
thats waht you get for naming the thing fat buddy i bet hes been waiting for an excuse to scratch you for years
 
i see by creepin ur profile that u ski out at loon, do u by chance know ashley loughran, jill roberts, nadya gardner, or sasha kahan?.....thats like the only ppl i know out in that area....i think
 
thats why i fucking hate cats man. i absolutely loooove dogs but i cant stand cats. not one cat likes me
 
ya that eye has been a lil hazy all day but idk if its just from the swelling around it or what, cause i can still see and theres no visible damage to the eye itself.
 
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