So my best friend stole a deers legs today...

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thast right, today in outdoor ed we found a deer carcass with one leg lying on the ground, a piece of skull, and the other leg attached to the carcass. my friend jay ( j3ysoph) was all like " man i want that shit!" and we just though he was kidding. after lunch he left the cabin to " go collect tree samples" for a tree lab we are doing, and he comes back with two severed deer legs, blood hair hooves and bone, in zehrs bags in his backpack.

the plan is to bleach them out and make one into a cane, and the other to be used as a drinking ornament, so everytime we drink, well carry around the deer leg.
 
I don't know which term to use, so I'll use them all:

Cool, gross, weird, deranged, that's fuckin hilarious, why?, badass, interesting.
 
i dont know, but its way more gnar than when i took a fetal pigs heart and my friend bbq'ed it

 
when i was a senior i was in biology and we went to a mourge and this kid i knew stole and adrinal gland from a cadiver and fucken ate it!
 
outdoor ed? What do you go to suny cobleskill?

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haha from the stories i have read on this site you kids are fucking rediculous. you should film a night of drinking and post it.
 
i have talked to them on the phone while they were drunk. there was screaming and yelling and people asking where they can blow their load...it was weird
 
man, my adrenal gland doesn't work; I should do that sometime, except instead of eating it, do a little home-surgery and put that shit in.
 
one time my friends and i were heading out to edelweiss and we took a wrong turn and saw a deer leg sticking out of a snowbank
 
serious reminds me of a story my cousin told me about a kid in his cabin at camp who kiled a raccoon with a butter knife
 
AHAHAHA dude as if you posted this I thought he forgot the skull and he was goin back for it tommorow... oh man there was blood and hair and shit everywhere
 
dude what camp was it? i swear a kid in my camp cabin tryed to kill a raccon with a knife
 
wood he not die if he ate it?

cause in fear and loathing in las vegas he takes like 5 drops of adrenilain gland fluid and almost dies...

but that is just a book i suppose
 
this is exactly why no one gives a shit about what girls have to say. and thats why you're all pink. so we know who to ignore.
 
i was actually told to do that. but i figured theyd be to heavy.

but ive decided to def make one into a sweet cane and maybe one into a small beating club. and im going back for the skull tomorrow.
 
Is everyone taking crazy pills this morning??? All i know, is you're going to need some serious pills after you become deathly ill from exposure to rotting deer.
 
i drove home from rugby with cam tonight and he was talking about how stupid you are and shit, he also mentioned what you have to do to make the cane, you might want his help...you know how his family is all into hunting
 
Sorry to rain on your parade, because though the cane idea is pretty sick, it won't work unless you're like 3 1/2 feet tall.  Once you get everything off from the bone, and bleach it, the cartilidge and tendons will decay as well, and you'll have two seperate pieces. I dont know how, because I'm not a doctor or anything, but if you could put a plate in there and screw them together at the knee, i'm sure it would hold pretty well.
 
liar. how the hell did he get alone time with a dead body. second, how did he locate the adrinal gland. third, bodies used for human sciences are drained of all fluids. so even if he did eat it, he's an idiot andthere no way there was anything in it to get him high.
 
i'm disappointed and amazed at the same time... i suggest he take all the meat off it and cook it and eat it if its not rancid... but the dopest idea is ski poles...
 
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