So my best friend is getting married

take him to vegas, bring his fiance's sketchy brother, get super blackout/drugged up drunk, leave him on the roof of your hotel, wake up and spend the day wondering where he is, remember he is on the roof, take his sunburned crispy ass to the altar with minutes to spare. then get equally drunk at the reception
 
take advantage of the open bar, and bang one of his hot relatives or his bride's hot relatives
 
weddings are the most powerful natural aphrodisiac for women so you gotta

make sure you look amazing in your suit

get super drunk but keep it together

be sentimental

give an amazing speech

dance like a pro

and youre pretty much in
 
my hombre just got married. those are all bomb suggestions. also, be extra nice to the brides mom, and just be super helpful on the day of the wedding, to like set up and shit. everyone is so tightly wound, and if you show up like a boss and play it cool and just provide help to everyone, you will have the pick of the litter my friend.
 
definitely get an amazing speech prepared and don't get so shit housed that you fuck the speech up. if you give an awesome best man speech, look good in a suit, and can dance your ass off (not even necessarily good), you're pretty much guaranteed to get some strange that night. everyone fucks after wedding receptions.
 
Wedding's are so fun.. my advice is to not worry so much about a date if that is an option and wait for the chicks at the wedding.. something gets into girls at weddings and it's not just the alcohol.. they are feisty and def if you're in the wedding party you will slay some box that night..
 
time will tell. there's two of us in the running. that's what happens when.... YOURE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYBODY COULD HAVE
 
hey your right! i bet it would be really funny! then the producers could force out two more that try and be equally as funny with similar plot lines and even tho they suck, they'll still make money
 
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