so my balls itch

bitchassphatz

bitchassphatz

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yea so i've jsut been kicking back lately and my balls have been itching. itching like a mad man. so um.....i jsut wanted to let you guys know about my nad itchin and yeah im done. you can delete this thread anytime you want. :)

'I will always love my snowboard, it won't leave me like all those girls.' - my buddy kyle when sloshed
 
nah man..>Iunderstand your itch...being one who has one of my own...hahaha.....and nobody delete this thread...except for the H man himself..but nobody else...unless you got soethign better to say...

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
hmm maybe you shud take a close look for little crotch crickets.

'One day I'm going to learn something i swear'
 
I have the same problem its so harsh the only good thing about it, IS my best freinds sister(who is realy hot!!) Scratches her boobs when she seas u scratching your balls. SHe thinks its a punisment or something??:S

~*! Pollard is My favort Because he got sponcered by a skate company!*~
 
On occasion my balls have gotten an itch or two..

being fucked around sucks. to all u assholes around. dont talk to me. i've had it with guys.
 
Gold Bond man....my friend's balls itch so much and he went to the doctor and he said that my friend itches way more than he should...so he prescribed him extra strength Rx gold bond...haha

 
dude i just was bored and had a nut itch......not that bad. so i whipped out the porn and called up the NS.com girls.....you know who you are......and in seconds my itch was gone and they were raping me.....i was in heaven.

~~this is a lie, do not believe me~~

'I will always love my snowboard, it won't leave me like all those girls.' - my buddy kyle when sloshed
 
hehehehee, you almost as much of a pimp as me.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
yea but tim you swing a different way than I......see getting girls is a whole lot harder than getting guys. but it's cool....you still get a lot of guys. i mean you're the biggest slut i know.

'I will always love my snowboard, it won't leave me like all those girls.' - my buddy kyle when sloshed
 
haha. yeah tim, mercer does have a point....

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- Mr. Brian Class

 
Gotta agree with that one. u Man whore!!!!

being fucked around sucks. to all u assholes around. dont talk to me. i've had it with guys.
 
aaaaaaahaaahaha Gold Bonde

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

Damn Danish's are good. ehh jon? hahahaha, Je n'oublierai pas quand mon ordinateur a baisé vers le haut un jour et a fait des million et des million de poteaux dans au moins de 5 minutes!

 
I'm not reading all these posts but can I itch your balls with my tongue?

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
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JOn, who the hell was that directed too...

and speaking of balls. this dude showed me his today. um it was actually really disgusting. they were really really hairy... not my thang....

being fucked around sucks. to all u assholes around. dont talk to me. i've had it with guys.
 
im glad your thang isn't hairy, it's nice to know.

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
http://www.jibculture.com
 
hahah

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

Damn Danish's are good. ehh jon? hahahaha, Je n'oublierai pas quand mon ordinateur a baisé vers le haut un jour et a fait des million et des million de poteaux dans au moins de 5 minutes!

 
please don't mention that. too painful to think about sharp objects goin down there

Bonjour! Je m'applle Rob. Common ca va?
 
Haha my friend Mitch got his balls pierced! he said it was like 100x more painful than getting his tongue pierced, which he had BOTH done the same day.. poor guy

*brooke*

'That's a sign that God didn't want you to burn me..'- David to Brady when the lit Concept burned out that Brady was chasin him with
 
got crabs?

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Enough with the super old threads.

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

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Whistler Sucks.

 
^Agreed, although this one is a classic

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
rub icy hot all over them and they wont itch anymore except they well burn like hell

When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
 
defiently some sort of std

tyr gold bond before you go out in the mourning

shits nice

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Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
 
if its just an itch, use gold bond, works wonders. if its a rash/std, try cortizone cream before you go to a doctor, might save you the shame of being 'diagnosed'.

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