So much pain I almost died

C-Burg

C-Burg

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Today I got Chayene Pepper in my eye and i almost died because of the pain, i used half a bottle of saline sollution to claer my eyes out.

So what is the most non-skiing pain u guys have ever had
 
i got one of those clear popsicle wrappers with the sharp edges thrown at me and it hit my eye and cut it in three places. was out of school for two weeks cause the pressure in my eye was super low. and i couldn't run for a month after cause somehow that puts pressure on your eye. it sucked real bad.
 
once I tried to pour this mixture of a bunch of hot sauces and vinegar into my friend's mouth when he was sleeping but he moved while I was doing it so it got in his eye and he went nuts. He thought that he was blind.
 
ounce i got a palm thorn in my eye ( cornere to be exact) i passed out cause of the pain, but no seriouse damage done so its all good
 
i ran into a pricker bush, i had a line of thorns in my mouth to my knee cap, i was little so i cried
 
i got tabasco in my eye. with my contacts in, which means the tabasco gets stuck under the contact and you have to wash the tabasco of your finger before you can get your contact out. it sucked balls.
 
not as bad as when later that night tha old men from your pornos came to your house and actually fuckin ripped it and made you bleed.
 
biting it?

I've been kicked in the balls many times, had a thorn in my eye (I thought it was a bee sting it hurt so bad), got a soccer ball kicked off the wall hit me in the eye then the shoe got me square across the chin. It didn't hurt that bad but thought I would share it.
 
I once cut a real real deep gash from road burn on my bike on my elbow. It wasn't too bad, but when that had to clean it out with the Cionide pads or whatever thosemetal scrapping pads are to get out the chucks of road, it was the worst pain ever. It wasn't even normal pain, it was like, cringe and shudder.
 
i was messing around on a camping trip once, and i sprayed some pepper spray and the wind blew it back into my face. it was so bad. it burned, and i could taste it and stuff for like 3 days after it happened. and it wouldnt get off my hands, i would forget and rub my eyes 4 days later and they would burn all over again. i learned my lesson.
 
i was stung by a bee in my eye at summer camp when i was like 12. my eye swelled shut for a week. safe to say i didnt get any girlys to dance with me at the end of camp dance.

wasnt really that much more painful than a regular bee sting, but the lack of ass at the dance almost killed me.
 
i was playing baseball and we used pieces of wood or bases, and one had a rusty nail sticking out of it and i stepped on, it went in about 1/2 inch into my foot.
 
When I was 4 I think. We had this swing that swung ouit of a bank. I would hold onto the back and swing back and fourth, really fun, but I fell off one day over the bank. I swear I did a back flip. I landed on my back and got the wind knocked out of me and this stick flew up and cut right next to my eye. I still have a scar.
 
actually i got one. when i was a kid me n my brother were fighting inthe backyard. and he took some really long thin stick (it was like a whip pretty much) and he started spinning aorund in circles and he got me right in the open eye. about a year later he put a lit sparkler down my back.
 
when u land and bite it super hard. its all swollen in an area right now and yellow, black, and purple.
 
everytime i cut a few chili sheet ropes to add a little spice to salads or stuff, i forget to clean my hands and i just rub my eyes some times and it hurts incredibly, but i still forget to clean my hands afterwards... and there we go again...
 
one time i snorted a little line of it in like 8th grade... it felt fantastic and this other kid did a massive line and cried for like two hours
 
i was having a flour fight w. my friend in cooking when he picked up salt instead of flour and threw it in my eye, ive never cursed so much in my life
 
a huge mirror fell on my head when i was three and i had to go to the hospital. i split my knee cap in two on a rail and had to slide down the mountain because there were no ski patrol and then had to like crawl like a mile to the hotel. also i fell like 20 feet and tore my ACL and that hurt real bad. but the worst has got to be when i had my ACL sergury and my mom slammed my leg when she closed the door ot the car. it actualy wasnt so bad at the time but once the leg block (stops the nervous system of the leg) wore off it hit me so hard and i like freeked out and took a lot of pain pills. And also the next day i had to pull the blood dranige tube out from the center of my knee. it didnt really hurt but it was no nasty.
 
haha. theft deterent.

not that i'm competing or anything, but i still think mine owns all of you except for maybe the kid that said his finger fell off if that was true. In one way or another I've experienced the majority of these through my three years of cancer.
 
When I was little I was climbing a fence with no shirt on, slipped, ran my stomach down the fence and got like 60+ slivers in my stomach. Sweeeeeeet.
 
i had a hockey stick hit just above my eye, prolly about 5mm, maybe less i dunno

it was off a follow thru slapshot from a kid that plays hockey, we were hittin those plastic balls into a wall and i was standing too close...bleeding so much

i also had a rock thrown at my other eye, about prolly 3-4mm under my eye, also bleeding a lot
 
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