pat_in_the_hat
Active member
everyon my floor had finally had enough of my roommate. we find out that next semester he is moving to an all guys dorm, so we decided to show him what it is probally gunna be like. so we go to a porn shop and buy 10 bucks worth of the nastiest hairiest, mustachiest, gay porn we could find. we go back to my room and glue about 1000 pictures of dick, dick being sucked, dick being fuck, and best of all we put a grand picture of an asshole being eaten out right about his bed. we put this shit everywhere! in his flast, his empty bottles. his cd cases, every pocket he owns, the cd drive for his ps2. every book so when he goes to class and opens a book, BAM! DICK!!!! EVERYWHERE! it took about 15 poeple 30 minutes to get the whole thing done. so he comes back to the dorm and freaks the fuck out. he tries to fight me, and like 4 other people. he then goes down to the front counter and tells them, so they then send up 2 r.a.'s to check out the problem. they didnt tell the r.a.'s what went down so by the time they walked into our room, they were laughing histerically. about 20 students and 2 r.a.s and sitting here laughing at my roommate. hes cussing up a storm trying to get me expelled, but i didnt do anything against the rules, so no go. it was perfect! until he locks me out of my room for 24 hours, i have to skip 4 classes and i had to sleep on a couch, but it was deffentally worth it.
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