So, ive got mono

A.R.

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k, so this is my 5th day now laying on the couch doing nothing. im going crazy. i need some ideas to help pass the time, because from what i understand, mono can go on for WEEKS.

i honestly cant do anything, ive got mad headaches, im sore all over, i have 0 appetite. ive eaten 3 pop tarts in the last 2 days. my throat is so sore i can barely swallow anything.

help me through this ns!
 
i once had mono once for a year, turns out i was just really tired.
Sucks man, buy a shit load of ski movies with the money that would have gone to food.

watch zoolander a billion times
make hand love
 
by a laser pointer. Thats all. Know jk i was sick for a month and a half two years ago. I just was so sick i had no interest in anything. I layed down on the couch, My mom worked from home at that time and she did work on the computer, I sat there and read a photography book or i would watch tv and sleep alot. If you are really have mono just sleep. It will make you feel better. And find out what bitch gave you it, and slap dat hoe
 
meh, don't be a pussy. I went skiing while I had mono, at one point I felt like I was going to puncture my own spleen, but fuck it.
 
Sleep trust me it makes you feel beter.

Smack dat hoe

Watch-movies.net

Buy a chuck norris fact book and memorize all of them.

Edit photos or make animations.

Stair at photos of skis

and last but not least

SMACK DAT HOE
 
kinda im friends pat howard, i used to race at gore, he knows you from there, i raced for saratoga too so at hs races i saw you
 
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Iearn to smoke weed with ur nose, and i'm dead serious!

my friend had mono and he ripped his 2ft bong thru his nose and got himseIf so fucking ripped it was ridicuIous
 
i had it last year for like 2 months man it fucking sucks, eat alot of popsicles they will make your throat feel better, get high to get an apetite and take your mind off things ha, all i did was play xbox most of the time , anything that will take your mind off the fact that you feel like shit makes the time go by easier i found.
 
i had mono for about 8 months it got boring but i rested a lot and watched tons of tv and movies

good luck with that
 
Wu-Tang

verb. The act of inhaling the still burning butt of a cannabis cigarette (aka: the "joint roach"). Origin is unknown, however it seems to appear in various groups of cannabis users (aka: "stoners"). Most often or not, it is a trick that is seldom used, and only then when it would produce amusement amongst the gathered collection of people or the person in question is entirely too intoxicated to fully be aware of what they are doing.

A: "Damn man, pass that shit!"

B: "Aiight, here ya go, ya gonna wu-tang it man?"

A: "Hells yeah!" (A procedes to hold the cannabis cigarette, or joint, closely to his mouth and inhales strongly, causing the butt to fly into his throat and he swallows.)

B: "Damn nigga, that's fuckin' narsty!"

is this shit it cause it sounds harsh as ffuck
 
i had mono about a year ago, i only stayed in bed for 2 weeks but i couldnt do much for 3 months, its gets really boring and you will probably get sick a lot nowjust watch movies and make people come chill with you and take it easy
 
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