So i'm sitting at a light...

Be happy that you werent driving. What kind of a car is it? How did you get it off the road?

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
it was a freakin' minivan, which in itself is just funny. i ended up sitting in the middle of the road for like a half an hour.

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haha, that sucks

parents im not tellin your kids to smoke, you see, cause if they just say no, it'd be mo fo me.

-Devin The Dude
 
i was driving my step moms 4runner the other day and had it in second to get up the hill and slammed it up to drive when it flattened out but what i thought was drive was actually reverse... i thought the fucking transmission would have dropped out and gotten completely fucked up, but it just sounded like the tires were peeling out and they are just bald now. scary.

 
update: the transmission was also totalled, along with the front axle. time for a new car!

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yikes man..that sucks...i did ruin a transmission on a car shifting into reverse once..it was on purpose tho in a car i got for 20 bucks

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witty cent is now live on stage!
 
I guess driving it into a lake probably didn't do wonders for its longevity, huh?

 
Ok, to the kid that was driving the 4 runner, I have one question: Why the fuck were you shifting in an automatic car?

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
Just so you know, when the car is in drive, it changes gear on its own.

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
ahahaha man ns is funny not only does that story make me life(even though it must suck for asac) all these sarcastic people like seanpistol and whoever amking fun of the super tools just makes my day

If I tried that my kingpin would get stuck in one of the holes and id fly 357 degrees celcius and die- Mat(Deafboy)
 
on my way up to paris for a conference, as we are exiting the highway, the car just starts to rev really hard, i thought my dad had put it in a wrong gear or something, but then we come to a stop at the top of the on ramp and the car is revving uncontrolably. my mom runs out of the car, and by the time i gte my sister out there is a huge plume of smoke, and my mom is 50 yards away. my dad kills the motor before it blows. the result: a blow up turbo and a total system meltdown. so sweet.

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

*slaps ashamed almostaskiier across the back of his head with free hand* -lanks

 
my yukon xl always runs out of gas when the computer says it has 60 miles to empty so i dont trust that car i want to drive it into a lake

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

"you think you can do this to me? You mothafuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay, when i get finished with you. Shoe program nigga, 23 hour lockdown. Im the man up in this piece.youll never see the light of day again. who u think u fuckin with im the police.i run shit up in here you just live here.yea thats rite u better walk away.u all walk away cuz ima burn this mother down. KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
 
HAHAHAHA

i was in the city one time and this fuckin thug rolls up next to me at a light in a 4runner and hes like reving his engine and shit and im driving an explorer so its gonna be a showdown of the SUVs and the light turns green and as a joke i just didnt move but he tried peeling out off the line and he gets like 5 feet and all of a sudden his muffler and all these other pipes fall off from under his car and he just like coasted to a stop hahahaha i drove by and all my friends and i were dying laughing

 
^^ hahaha i remember that story asac, it was quality. especially since your buddy/cousin (i forget who it was) drove his into the exact same spot.

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just ski.
 
a school bus's back axle came entirely out from under it in the town center.. i have pics but im lazy

Enom Headwear.. If you're gonna ride twins, cover your head
 
Well ASAC... weren't you the one who got their car stuck in a pond? you and cars don't go well if your the same person

 
haha, did it just, like....stop running or something then the axle breaks? That sucks man.

I was driving my car and then all of the sudden every gear felt like it was neutral while I was on the highway, turns out I burned the clutch out on the highway.

-at least you went down naked-

'If brain power was gas you couldn't power a toy motorcycle around a penny.' Phrosty
 
hahahaha i was going to ask if this is the same van that you parked in a lake.........

mabye now you should just go finish the job and actually sink the damn thing.

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I was driving with two friends a couple days ago and this pickup truck with 2 mexicans driving it turns the corner approaching us. One of the front wheels just flies right off, straight for us. We slam on the breaks, the tire curves and rolls up an embankment on the side of the road, we speed up, and just barely avoid it as it rolls back onto the road. The truck started rolling on its axle, sparks were shooting everywhere cause it was doing 50. We were all shouting "what the fuck" but the two mexicans just calmly pulled to the side of the road, expressionless. I guess maybe it had happened before. "Yo homes, get the duct tape!"

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I woke the same as any other day

Except a voice was in my head

It said seize the day, pull the trigger

Drop the blade, and watch the rolling heads.
 
i still dont get it. u were driving an automatic in drive, then u thought it was a manual so u shifted, which on a automatic is really goin into reverse instead of 1st gear?

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
^yeah he's probably explained why he shifted about 5 times.

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am i the only one who understands seanPISTOL? haha, its really not that hard

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11

please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
 
the exact same thing happened to me. broken front axle, and totalled transmission and i was just sitting at a light. crazy.

ES//FILMS
 
i've always wondered what would happen if you shifted into reverse. what if your were in 4wd. You would be totally fucked.

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'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.'
-Anathema

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'girls are cruel and unusual, like pou
 
haahaha $20 for a car?

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what a guy... YEAHHHHHH GREG TUFFELMIRE! 1260!! AHHHH!

Land Shark eeee eee eeeee
 
HAHAHA ARE YOU SERIOUS, YOU WERE DRIVING AN AUTOMATIC FAGGOT!!!11 I CAN DRIVE A MANUAL AND YOU CANT, I DROVE MY MOMS STATION WAGON AROUND THE BLOCK AND I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT ALSO MY PENIS IS BIGGER

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

-seanPISTOL
 
^no contesting that statement, i would have to agree its a pretty big one...

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

"It's NS...retards blend in." -J.D._May

 
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