So im on the phone support with this guy...

[comeatmebro]

holy shit. i am tying to get my printer fixed and am talking to this guy, i think he is crazy. he keeps talking to me about cats. he is talking about porch monkeys which he thinks are bad cats. he is 38 years old and lives with his mom. oh my god he is telling me about a rod and wheel that his cat went at for 6 hrs. i am getting nothing done because he keeps telling me about his cat stories. he is talking about his cat PWNING this mouse in his house.

what crazy questions should i ask him?

 

[comeatmebro]

he keeps calling the cats porch monkeys, this guy has no fucking clue about the outside world. and he has just called his neighbors chinks and he is going to steal their cat because he fears they will eat their kitties. shitttttttttt

he reminds me of the 40 year old virgin

please ns, help me confuse him!!

 

[comeatmebro]

he just asked me where i was during 9/11 and googled m address, dude is sketchhhh

 

[2814]

That's fucked up dude. tell him that you are an Iranian a government spy working in the US. Tell him you have the nuclear secrets, I bet he would go apeshit.

 

[EL_FINRE]

ask him if porch monkeys poop in their hand and throw it around in a festive manner

 

[comeatmebro]

so my printer is somehow unfixable, but he still wants to chat? holy shit this dude is fucking crazy. i am talking to him now about how i once lit my cat on fire. i told him i will upload the vid to youtube hahahah.

 

[solitaryman]

tell him that one time you were petting you ccat and it morphed into the hulk and asked for jellybeans

 

[Calb3rt]

hahaha i want to talk to this guy.

 

[comeatmebro]

this guy is starting to creep me out. he somehow knows my actual address, which i didn't tell him. only city and zipcode. he is now talking about "porch monkeys" again. and how he feeds about 10 cats that aren't his. he said his cat usually sleeps with him in bed. i need some outrageous questions to ask him, but that he won't really "catch onto" if you know what i mean...

 

[purplejumpsuit]

YOU LIT YOUR CAT ON FIRE?????

your a horrible horrible person!

ask him how he can talk to such a nasty person for so long.

 

[~auddie~]

ask him if he's ever heard of Bonsai Cats

 

[comeatmebro]

noooooo

i would never do that. i just told him that cause he is in love with cats.

 

[Microcosm]

so are you still on the phone with him?

 

[purplejumpsuit]

EWWW

every time I think of that, fake or not I dont know dont care, it makes me want to cry.

most disgusting thing ever,

and to the maker, thats good cuz I would think you where extremely horrible if you did.

 

[comeatmebro]

no, after 2 hours 12 minutes i finally got off. this guy was fucking crazy though. gave me a good laugh for the night. he would try to crack these jokes and they weren't even funny. i think he was a terrorist. he asked me about 9/11 and all these plane crashings by pittsburgh and shit...

 

[-Nick-]

haha you know thats fake right?

 

[Microcosm]

hahaha, wow 2 hours. well, it's not like I did anything better on my saturday night.