So I'm Fucked Again

haha theres been about 6 of your threads now on how your just fucked and there awsome because you acualy r fucked in all of them
 
exactly, next time your at a bar or party just bring an AK-47, and when anyone steps to you just start spraying bullets into the ceiling and screaming in arabian or some shit, while everyone is ducking and running for the exits just hold the gun like a fucking sword and hit anyone you can reach with the butt end of the rifle, after that fire a few more bullets at the football players' feet, then bounce and i guarantee they wont fuck with you again
 
yeah, my uncle can slice up plants, stick cards INTO goggles(being thrown) and wat not..all with just a deck of regular playing cards
 
^ the are exhilarating, kind of like when you go up to that huge kicker for the first time. But they always seem to cause problems after so stick to kickers and avoid the fighting. I should really take my own advice sometimes
 
good i dea but y buy if you can borrow...at least carry a knife with you that way if it s liek 6 on 1 you can try and scare them off when you stab the 1stt kid
 
dont do anything, just light a couch on fire and start rioting. isnt that what you kids do in morgantown anyways? theyll be to into the rioting and lighting shit on fire to remember they wanted to kick your ass. ha sorry i couldnt help it, i goto tech.

good luck though, i hope if they do come after you, you can at least jack some of them up before they take you down.
 
fuck carrying heat or a blade that will get you in way more trouble than itl get you out of

Mace is the only way to go. anyone that gets maced once dosent get maced twice because they know better.

yes its girly but if you want to be more hard core about it then while theyr on the ground clutching their faces just kick them until they die.
 
you should go to the coach and explain about the whole thing "I was wrong to fight blah blah blah" but let him know if you get jumped your gonna a) snap and possibly take out one of his good players b) press charges for them "ganging up on you" that doesn't look good for any team
 
all you have to do is

walk around with a sock of pennis

and if they come you have to go crazy like not yourself pretend your something else and pretend life and every sentimental humain reaction is gone and you become a beast and start screaming and shit

a-they freak out and run away

b-you take out a few might get hit a couple times

c-your adrenaline is pumping so hard you knock most of out and then the rest run

goodluck my friend

walk with your buds though
 
ahahahahahahah straight up man

but seriously dude what you did was right ive been in your situation before and usualy the kids that are gonna jump you are just trying to scare you
 
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