So I'm Fucked Again

InfernoHits

InfernoHits

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Its been months with out a me and my bad luck story. This one isn't bad luck just me being dumb, but I am fucked... again.

I'm at a bar and my friend comes and gets me and says "Jenney(my last name) we're going to fight these kdis outside." So I'm not letting my friends go into this alone so I go to help out. We get out there and are talking with the kid and one cheap shots my friend so we fight and shit its like 3 on 3. Cops come everyone scatters. My friend who got cheap shotted it bleeding everywhere and we weren't able to do much to the other kids because cops came.

Later that night we run into the same kids again, except its 6 of us now. They started saying shit so we all jumped them. It got out of control they all had to go to the hospital we kicked their asses a lot of blood tons of punches shit got fucked up but it happened.

Later on I find out the kid is on the football team here at WVU, even worse this girl I hang out with heard a few kids talking and they know who I am my buddy mike and my friend hector. Out of everyone they remember who we are. So now I'm in the position to get jumped by a bunch of football players and I'm going to have the shit beat out of me. One on one I can handle myself, I know how to fight, even 2 on 1 I'll survive but its going to be a lot worse than that. So... well fuck!
 
damn man...if they jump you just go insane on them...becasue if u run...and they catch u...u are a dead man
 
you sound really hardcore. I think to avoid getting your ass stomped on, just travel with a pack of no less than 2 friends when you go out.
 
ha yea running won't work. West Virginia football is like #10 in the country... alll fast freaking kids. Hm... I could carry like a knife but like I wouldnt use it just to scare them off i guess, but then they say never pull a weapon unless you are prepared to use it because it can be used against you just as easily
 
Aight dawg, uou gotta rent the movie "UNLEASHED."

It's got Jet Li in it. Basically he is owned by this mob guy and does all his dirty work for him. He kicks the shit out of like 10 guys if they don't pay up to his boss. Anyways, he gets on the outs with his boss so the boss send like a whole fucking mob after him and he goes to town on them. It's insane. Yoiu gotta watch it and take inspiration form it.

Just thought I'd add that I'm fucked for my stats exam tomorrow. I'm in way over my head and am clearly gonna fail. And I can't go Jet Li on it either. I guess I'll just answer C for everything I don' know.
 
yes that is true, I dont understand how no one got arrested in the fight, so I guess I am lucky in that sense. I have also noticed a pattern with a lot of my problems I've been having... they have always happened while I've been intoxicated.
 
well i would say carry a gun or a knife around with you at all times, but only if your willing to use it, if not just stay with a bunch of friends at all times.....tell us what goes down when they jump u....best luck to u!

peace

**$FREE$KIER$**

~Baker~
 
go home and sharpen some playing cards into fine tips, and spend about 24 hours learning how to throw cards. If you can hit peoples pressure points its the most inconspicuous way of taking bitches down.
 
I think Jet Li has a little more training then the rest of us.

But yeah, brass knuckles are your friend.
 
hahaha

start talking to yourself and preten you have a nervous tick, then everyone will think your crazy and no one will mess with you
 
Dont be a dumb ass and carry a blade or gun. Weapons just cause more trouble then its worth. Either your going to be stabbed/shot or arrested.

Dude just take your beating, you got in a fight with the wrong guys.
 
pull a mik d and carry a gun. every aspect of life can be inspired by skiing. the glory of this website is bedazzling. seriously tho, good luck man. and if he is really a football player, just make it known that you are fearful, just tell friends and shit, it will get around that the football team is after you, if they find you, try to take as much punishment as possible before gettin away, and everyone knows it was the football team that did it, and they are fucked. athletes get the blunt of everything. hell be off the team and maybe expelled, so you get the last laugh.
 
lol... getting your ass kicked is not the best way to solve the situation. Fight them, you have to stay on the aggressive and attack as many as them as possible. They might get the upper hand and leave you on the ground, but when they are leaving make sure to say, "You'll pay for this". Something dramatic like that... it will get to them.. trust me.
 
Or when they see you, just be like... yea it's good that your coach is friends with my next door neighbor...
 
At least fight em, u crack one of em bad and adrenaline will do the rest, there's no question your gonna get fucked up. But if u fight then at least it wont hurt as much. I got jumped by 10 spick doods once cuz i fucked one of thurr girls, got a concussion and all that shit but it didn't hurt that bad. hehe the funny thing was I was good in 2 days and one dead broke his wrist on my head. Suck it up homie, we all get our asses kicked at least once, or were just living like a pussy.
 
they'll find you eventually, so you should go up to them first, with friends. Kick this guys ass again and before you leave say " what now bitch?" or something like that, if he finds you when you're alone, you're fucked.
 
that sucks but like...did u fight w. ur friends against less of them that second time? cause if you did u deserve it cause thats not fair
 
I'm not scared of this kid, I can take him... I already sort of did. Thats not my problem the group of other kids is the problem
 
alright. If you ave a tp (trailer park) aound where you live hang out with some of them. You get jumped.. Then they get jumped. And you dont mess with the tp
 
dude seriously start packing heat. they dont know you so use it to your advantage, dress like mad niggerish and walk like with a limp, dress in all black, baggy shit, with like an open jacket, then with the fuckers come at you, just act completely loose cannon so they dont know what the hells gonna happen, they will be to scared to jump you. pull out your .45 or nine or ak, whatever the fuck your strapped with haha, and just wave it around, if someone comes near you pop a round off into the air, it will scare them and hopefully get a 5-0 on its way to bust anything up if it would happen, just rmemeber to act crazy the whole time, they wont even go near you.
 
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