So I woke up in a prison cell this morning

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So apparently, last night, I drank way too much, and tried to walk home.

sometime areound 4 am, I climbed into someones car and took a nap. they called the police at around 6, and they came and picked me up.

the cops gave me an MP, and made me pay to clean the guys car.(I booted in there a couple times)

so, moral of the story, don't get blackout drunk and try to walk home.
 
and i am not surprised at all since youer name is THC, but hey it happens to everyone, minus waking up in a prison
 
I drank last night for the first time in like 6 or 7 months. I didnt get wasted like that tho I hate getting like that.
 
dude madd sketchy, that could've been like a moelester's car, then what. Getting in a random car and passing out might be the worst idea i have ever heard
 
no idea what your social status is, but have you told yoru rents/do they no/ are you like 20 and away from home.. ?
 
one of my friends did that once. he walked around a parking lot next to my dorm and found an unlocked car to pass out in. no one found him there tho, he just woke up real confused.
 
you are gnarly girl and i mean that in the best way possible.

But yea, I tried to run away from paying a taxi fare the other night with a couple friends. I don't really remeber it too well. But I ran down an alley hopped over a fence, landed on a barbeque, totalled it (the propane barrel fell out and rolled across the ground) and in the process somehow dislocated my shoulder. Anyway, the cabbie didn't chase me but the owner of the bbq came out and ripped me a new one. I asked if i could walk through his house to get back to the road but he just slammed the door in my face. Went to the hospital the next day after work.
 
Update....

15 hours of community service, and 300 dollars to have the car cleaned. I think I got off pretty easy. It's all over my town though, I feel like such an ass
 
wow, that sucks, but it could have been worse. you could have woke up and been married to some rough tric named bubba
 
Yea that really sucks. I was up in montreal last weekend and we had to bail my friend out of jail after he got a DUI. He is not aloud to drive in Canada anymore.
 
haha i woke up in the back of my truck yesterday! it was sick...and then i drnak more...but thats what happens camping

horray!
 
yeah saturday i killed half a handel of vod, over the course of 3 hours, but it didnt hit me till 1 when we were driving to another party, it fucking sucked, i woke up on the floor of a garage, but u beat me with the jail cell
 
arent you in like 7th grade or something.

and i seem to recall something aboput boners and madriverlover?
 
yea that happened to a teacher at my school, he crashed his audi TT roadster on my road, and broke into one of my neighbors homes...he then proceeded to pass out on my other neighbors couch and woke up in the morning thinkin he was a solider in need of help, he was fucked and has not worked at the school since then...he now works at the local grocery store at night and everyone in my town knows about it
 
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