right, so in 3rd grade me and 2 other kids were playing tag on the playground. my boy max goes up the slide to ditch this cat, and ends up falling over the side, does almost a full front flip and lands on his neck/back. i didn't see him fall, but i saw him on the ground next to the slide; i thought he was crawling under it to hide. so i go over to him, and i was about to smack him and make him 'it', but he's like dude i just fucking fell off the slide! so i get the teacher, and an ambulance comes, and he ruptured 3 vertebrae in his neck. hardcore. he's like a cat, he has 9 lives. he's done so much crazy shit and gotten hurt so many times. he fell longboarding down this huge hill, broke his leg when he was 3, exploded his appendix, jumped out of his window when he was 2 and crawled 3 miles from his house...its pretty fucked up.