So i went out to ski my summer setup and found this satanic bastard

[yeahno]

DAWWW!!!

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wat do

 

[roddy116]

eat it

 

[Uah]

Bring it water and sustenance and wait for the mother. If the moms a no show, then teach the wittle baby to shred snow with you.

 

[derekstreesv2]

Smoke it out and send it back into the woods.

 

[Backyard.Skier]

 

[TRASHY.]

:O

 

[yeahno]

fraid some parent deer in the woods is going to stomp my ass if i go closer

 

[eldridge]

pee on it to mark it with your scent, then domesticate it, then walk it on a leash

 

[TheButterHashira]

Tie it to ski setup and fatten it up?

 

[EricaMN.]

sacrifice it

 

[Lansfield]

OMG KEEP IT

 

[Sno.]

do what that other kid did....put it into a little doggie messenger bag and carry it around to the mall and water park and other places. Then practice putting makeup on it and laugh.

Then once you've had enough take it back outside and abandon it for the mother to come find.

 

[yeahno]

no dats mean. imma just wait fo the madre to come back i hope she does cuz there are coyotes here

 

[Sno.]

meter broken?

...but sounds like you've got a good plan.

 

[maynaiseman]

You're going to want to immediately have sex with it.

 

[ALaw]

Just remember to wear a rubber dude. Lyme disease

 

[orangecrush23]

IF YOU RIASE IT OR EVEN KEEP IT ENCLOSED IN YOUR YARD, ITS A $5000 DOLLAR FINE FROM FISH AND GAME.

 

[yeahno]

so worth it

 

[Skibumsmith]

keep shredding! i'm sure it won't mind.

 

[k-rob]

yeah this

 

[yeahno]

when i first walked up to the setup, there were 2 boards leaned up on the side of the setup and i didnt see the deer so i smashed them in a manly rage, then felt horrible because i scared a fawn :3

 

[Backyard.Skier]

ohrly.jpg

 

[KJacks]

so mean but lost hard .

 

[yeahno]

smashing things with kicks is manly as fuck

 

[lukemeahan.]

Ride it

 

[beezey]

awhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Karkoskier]

Feed it from the hand.

 

[yeahno]

idk what deers eat

 

[monkatizer]

food prolly

 

[Skibumsmith]

deer food... duh

 

[Peter.]

or humans

 

[yeahno]

im a human. shit.

 

[TechnoPotamus]

show it just one ball, leave it wanting more

 

[HorsecockTony]

I lost on the past 10 posts..

 

[Uah]

Satanic woodland critters

Thread is winning thus far.

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

wait for mom the rest of the day, if she doesnt come yove got a new pet. and deer like eating flowers.

 

[EricaMN.]

there goes my "recommended videos" selection

 

[Miomo]

 

[Tortid]

ban?

 

[Tortid]

also i think the showing one ball idea is the best possible way to fix this situation.

 

[Petey.]

 

[EastCoast.]

:O

 

[EricaMN.]

ahahahaha god dammit

 

[Miomo]

Oh my god, yes. Three of his posts got deleted. I was going to say "Inb4 permaban" to his last one, but the mod beat me to it.

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

give it a really classy lap dance.

 

[.ZT.]

Lost also, inb4 ban of dereckstrees post

 

[Bill.Nye]

Fapping to removed post

 

[Karkoskier]

Hmmm.. Make a thread asking what deer eat?

 

[ForeverYung]

Damn I missed it, what was it

 

[Bill.Nye]

Ass in a thong

 

[Tortid]

a chick breastfeeding pigs