So I was in need of cash

[statuswhitegirl]

I wanted to get this off my chest because its been eating me up lately. Last week I got a bunch of traffic tickets that I cannot afford so I decided to rob a local convenience store. It was around midnight and I ran into the store with a bat and screamed at the old man to give me all the money in the register and he willingly did so. When I was running out of the store I knocked over an old lady, she fell and screamed so fucking loud, I felt so bad but I had to get out of there. Worst part about all of this is that I saw a camera pointing right at me and now Im freaking out. What the fuck do I do.

 

[last_tango]

dilate your anus.

 

[.MintBerryCrunch]

I believe you.

 

[LoathesRaisins]

You flee to Russia and hide in an airport.

 

[Spinoza]

build a time machine and wear a mask next time stupid

 

[KingTaco]

thats fucking nuts

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

someone find his facebook then call the cops in his town.

 

[Wizerd]

1:Go to the police station and turn your enemy (or your best friend) 2:Make it rain

 

[ChrisSkisChronic]

Sorry Louise Lehmann, the Albany Police service has been dispatched to your place of residence. If you kick someone's ass the 1st day you're in jail, you less liable to become someone else's bitch.

 

[.squirrely.]

ill take a seat

 

[theBearJew]

OP is going to take a seat, on Buba's dick.

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

OP clearly just sucked a dick for $30.

 

[stupendous-man]

Oh you've really gone and done it now

 

[skiierman]

Next time don't make a thread about something that never happened... you kids fucking suck. Go back to 4chan.

 

[Balbertt]

Fucking threads

 

[DanielPlainview]

well you're going to have to kill the old man now

 

[SkiBladeHero]

 

[Abu_Hajaar]

You are ar6

 

[450out.]

Mugs or it didn't happen

 

[SamMcChesney]

okay.....?

 

[pat_in_the_hat]

how much did you get?

 

[Zimmerman]

Was also wondering this

 

[bfulmer]

We don't even need investigative police work any more... Everyone is so fucking retarded about social media that it seems like they all turn themselves in online these days. Usually see this kind of stuff on twitter though not NS

 

[bfulmer]

Also inb4 everyone realizes that OP's icon is a trollface and that this is a poorly fabricated lie

 

[Austin.ski]

prepare your anus...

 

[skiierman]

Gee, REALLY??? How long did it take you to figure that one out?

 

[bfulmer]

As fake as your mothers slightly larger right breast.

 

[PAuL_Hellar]

you are on a ski site with no ski mask to wear when u pull this robbery?

 

[steezyjibber]

Just saw this on the local news

 

[B-Right-On]

 

[Sophistication.]

They gon' get ya!

 

[MothaHucker]

Ill pop a squat right in here

 

[PsychedelicMoose]

get your shit together tyrone.

 

[FigNewton]

you can run but ya can't hide

 

[J_Christoph]

haha 4th grade burn

 

[statuswhitegirl]

keep getting calls from an investigator but I've been hanging up every time, hopefully they don't show up at my house. This is getting fucking sketchy

 

[m-tang]

Dont worry if you hang up on them multiple times they'll realize you're clearly innocent