So i ordered some shamwows

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My favorite quotes from the slap chop sommercial

"You're gonna have an exciting life now" (No more boring tuna!, my life is complete)

"You're gonna love my nuts"
 
You'll be slapping your troubles away in no time! I love how he advertises it as a life-changing tool, that video is chock full of lulz.
 
You are an excellent poster, but you couldn't wear a snugglewow skiing in spring. If you fell it would absorb 1,000 pounds of water and suffocate you under its super-absorbent German fabric.
 
Haha I thought of that too,,, imagine how much it would weigh at the end of the day.

But on a serious note, if you were wearing a snugglewow, just chillin on the couch, drinking a hot cocoa... and woops! You spill that shit on yourself. No worries, its already cleaned up, just squeeze that shit back into the mug and you're good to go/.
 
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This is my profile pic on FB right now...

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My girl refuses to respond to anything I write her on there because it creeps her out too much. It's the first time I've ever been proud of something I've done on Facebook, which is kind of sad really.
 
one thing about the slap chop.why do you want to chop your food that much, i mean that egg and ham thing he makes looks disgusting.
 
just pee on it. its like a toilet but more awesome cause then you can wipe ryour roomates face with it. yeeeaaaa
 
haha so true. i am on here for a while every day. no wonder i am just about classified as retarded
 
i bought some for my parents for valentines day. those shamies really do work its crazy

i always use em to dry off after swim. you know the germans, they always make good stuff
 
shamwow guy beat the shit outta some lady, google it to look at pics of her

this is probably already posted but im to lazy to look at the whole thread os im posting it anyways
 
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