So, i met this new girl

dude i already admitted to it myself, read the thread...

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

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how come all of your threads are directly related to your past, present, or future sexual exploits?

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

If it is, suddenly all those girls he petitioned for an evening of anal ravagery are going to be getting back to him en-masse... because that's one pretty piece of man meat. - J.D. May
 
because he likes writting Fiction.

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I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.
 
hahaha she out to get u sick.

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
everyones hooked up wiht at least 1 uglyish girl when they were drunk. so it will be ok but just stay fucking far away from the fat chick. I think she will be a good nomination for Tub Girl II

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fuck yeah JD, that's exactly how i'm feelin now. 1st day of summer for me, time to get this goin

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
 
the one on the right is a beast for sure

I have a friend who's only joy in life is to skate, surf and flog his log.

That is all he wants to do and I think that's really great.

But then one day he had an accident they had to amputate his arms.

Guess he was sad that day.

He can't surf, he can't skate and he sure can't masturbate no more...

 
Come on guys you gotta remember that to save the princes you have to slay the dragons.

Take one for the team

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your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL.

AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu

Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?

 
what? really, explain....

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

If it is, suddenly all those girls he petitioned for an evening of anal ravagery are going to be getting back to him en-masse... because that's one pretty piece of man meat. - J.D. May
 
my advice is if she goes around beggin for 1 night stands she is prob pretty loose.. so to get the same feeling as fucking with w/o the danger follow these steps.

1) go home and fill up a cup of water

2) stick ur dick in it

3) now u know what that loose piece of shit feels like

 
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