So i just went shopping with my aunt

[ErMahGerd]

she bought me a g shock watch, jordans, a pair of polo shorts, oakley's and gave me 180 dollars. btw she is super rich

 

[*Bird]

k

 

[introvert]

cool?

 

[Midwestoverdose]

We care why about you and your rich aunt?

 

[LiquorLanch]

Guys be nice and feed his ego

 

[ErMahGerd]

o and also a tisa snapback and a gucci wallet

 

[Avifarer]

no pic no proof

 

[introvert]

obvious troll thread.

 

[Shark.]

did she suck your micro penis too?

 

[ErMahGerd]

 

[Lucas]

Lol wut

 

[Tex.]

1. sell all that shit.2. buy weed with funds.3. sell weed.4. smoke weed.5. profit.

 

[Olimar]

This is possibly THE dumbest thread i have ever read on this website.

 

[Poems]

This is more worthless than every worthless thread I've ever made.

 

[elemeno89]

so you just had to rub it in when our family members don't do the same? -k for gloating and bragging for no reason. in case you were wondering why you're rating goes down.

 

[Toaster-Tony]

I concur.

 

[flexpattern]

Wow that's really sweet of her I'm very jealous of you and your wonderful life

I'm so glad you have shared this touching story of pure loving generosity with the NS community

 

[Creator]

Funny because all that stuff you stole at a flea market, she paid u $180 for child support for your inbred child, and btw she''s an underpaid homeless prostitute that has herpies, clamydia, and aids

 

[Bateman]

tell her shorty says hi.

 

[GavinW]

Lucky

 

[steezy.stew]

cool story bro.

 

[Spinoza]

This is interesting. I'm interested in this.

 

[rareison]

Fuck you you spoiled cuntwagon

 

[Mr.Sloth]

I read this and my wee-wee got hard.

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

damn son you go hard in tha paint wit yo aunt dawg. she be rich as fuck dawg!

 

[ForeverYung]

lololololololol

 

[Mtougas]

what i came to say

 

[soulskier]

now, i have no real quals with someone spending their money to buy someone else something nice. my problem comes from people who feel they need to brag about material things.

 

[geteducated]

if he had to make a thread about it then it probably doesn't happen often. in other words, ignore this kid.

 

[NotGhood]

i have never heard this before, i am going to use it from now on, thank you kind sir.

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Thats good but I've always been a fan of douchenozzle or n*ggersausage.

 

[AWALLRUS.]

hahaha this thread is awesome.

op is 11

 

[Bateman]

Also i read "So i just went pooping with my aunt". Would have made a way better thread, which is kinda sad.

 

[Caucasian_Asian]

Are you supposed to forget you found her dildo in the barn?

 

[.Hugo.]

You sound like a complete douchenugget

 

[Petey.]

It's all fun and games until I fuck your aunt, knock her up and marry her. Then we'll see who's rich.

 

[rareison]

good, I love making new insults.

dickturd

asswagon

buttmunch

assdick

shitface

cuntbucket

cockrider

scrotum

adding wagon to the end of any insulting word makes it 10X better

 

[sklermang]

You sound like a pussy ass bitch

 

[TOMMYTANK]

 

[miroz]

This shit only comes up on rich people forums...like a skiing forum wow go figure

 

[hot.pocket]

HOLY FUCK WHO FUCKING GIVES A GOD DAMN SHIT

 

[bdarb207]

POW!

 

[abathinggrape]

Cool you fit in now bro

 

[james6345789]

Cool story, ass mouth

 

[bangarangmules]

BOOM. Just went up in my book.

 

[whoa-dere]

give $5 of that 180 to her for a lap dance, dick ball wagon

 

[Lansfield]

Eyebrows.gif

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

 

[Casper.]

You could be a writer.

 

[Lansfield]

Thank you, mobile has me under surpresstion

 

[EricaMN.]

ahahahaha