So I just shaved my chest and stomach

fuck.

I forgot about that.

ah well, might as well enjoy it while I can. shit needs to be cleaned up every once in awhile anyway.
 
so you just felt like shaving your chest and stomach? did you hear that you can get more girls with a shaved chest and stomach?

 
I don't know.. I'm home alone and I was like fuck it, let's do this thang. clean that shit up for the summer, fresh start. not about the girls I could get, I have a girlfriend. I'm kinda worried.. it already itches.
 
your fucked sailor. fucked i say. have you ever seen the sienfield episode where krammer shaves and jerry shaves. Ohh man you so fucked. also how much gayer do you feel? Three or four points im sure.
 
I know you want pics of my mad sexy bod but I got sidetracked by this crazy spider crawling around my room.

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Unfortunately it was squished shortly after this.. by me.
 
my chest or stomach never itch and i shave them regularly. you guys are fucking weird, girls don't like fur patches on your body!
 
my friend shaved his chest the other day and today he showed me it and it was growing stubble and it was super red.

he said its the stupidest thing he's ever done, besides his ex girlfriend
 
another classic moment in IMO greatest TV show ever to air

I believe you were referring to this clip, took we a while to find but was well worth it:

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SEINFELD FTW
 
oh shit! that scared me for a good while, I hate spiders but I figured this one wasn't harmful. I looked it up on wiki though and it said brown recluses don't have any markings on their legs and this one had all sorts of stripes on it. same eyes though, which are pretty scary looking. I hope there are no more where this one came from whether it's one of those or not.

hahaha, nice seinfeld vid btw.
 
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