Ok my lovely trip story...
On my 1st visit to Amsterdam, i tried shrooms for first time. They were of the Columbian variety and came in 40g packs with instructions on dosage etc.. Being in Amsterdam, i had spent the previous 2 days in coffeeshops, so i was pretty high anyway. We had a few beers at around 7, and had a sandwich too.
Sam and Fish ate half the pack (correct dosage) whilst slavemonkey and I ate the whole pack not being arsed to read the instructions. Anyway, walking down the street about an hour later we noticed our arms dropping a bit (as in stretching) and then things started to get kinda wobbly (like when you look in a bendy mirror). Being a control freak, i was not enjoying it too much so i though i'd go and sit down, and i was sure it would just pass is i took it easy. Well this was an hour after taking them, and for the next 2 hours the trip just got more and more intense. Being a spotty teenager at the time, i looked in the mirror and believed i had boils attatched to my face. Although my friends said i looked fine, i didn't believe what they saw, i mean they were in another place. Slavemonkey was laid on the bed, and had been since he ate the shrooms, laughing his head off. The kind of laugh when you have laughed so much you can't any more and start to cry. Well at least he was having fun. Meanwhile Sam and Fish were in the Gay distict getting kicked out of a bar for falling over after getting confused at squiggles on the wall. They were then asked to come up to a room by two women who did in fact turn out to be guys.
Here i was, my first time in the Dam, walking around the red light district on my own at 2am. As i was walking down an alley, i noticed two local dealers (if you've been you'l know how hard these cunts look) leaning against a wall. Bearing in mind i was shit scared of cyclists at this point, i wasn't too happy to be walking down this dark alley to my impending doom. I obviously looked scared, as when i passed them, the cunt shouted boo at my and i just fuckin legged it. Then for some reason i thought it was hilarious and went back to talk to the jokers. Turns out they were quite friendly, and just wanted to sell me some coke. Didn't fancy it to be fair. Cut a long story short, i wandered around in terror for a couple more hours until i found my hostel again, drank a lot of hot sugary water, and laid in bed for n hour or so not being able to sleep. Then passed out. Lesson... don't do shrooms:
A.in a foriegn place on your own
B.if you take too much
C.if you eat before hand
D.If you drink caffiene (i had two redbulls not realising it would lengthen trip)
E.if you have had any alcohol
F.if you want to sleep withing the next 6 or so hours
Anyway, went back the next year and took em again, and that was fucked up too. So this year im just just gonna stick to smoking.
End of long story.