So I just got hit by a truck

dweezileast

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There I was, on a relaxing bike ride along a sand path near the beach, and as i rounded a corner, whammy. My foot is a bit torn up, but that's about it. Discuss
 
yea i fucked up my hand when my friend swerved at me to try to pretend to run me over. it was icy that day and he hit me at like 10-15mph.

then another time i almost got hit the exact same way you did but car stopped in front of me.

 
yeah i almost got hit once biking across a road but the vans tire hit mine and knocked me so i was going the same direction as them and i didnt even fall.

did he stop?
 
My friend got hit by a sedan as he was running away from a hive of bees. Funniest shit in the world, once I found out he was ok.. He rolled all the way over the car, the car stopped, and he just kept running because the bees were all over him.
 
did they stop?

i was skateboarding back from my friend's house and i went across a crosswalk (it was green), some girl was not even paying attention and ran right into me. then immediately drove away.
 
im not gonna lie. im jealous. riding on a sand path near a beach sounds marvelous. i have been stuck in fucking southern wyoming the whole summer. sorry bout your foot though
 
they stopped. They barely noticed that they hit me at first, but once i picked myself up out of the bushes, one of the ladies started crying, and the other was freaking out. They seemed to be in rougher shape than I was because they thought I was in shock, and really had a worse injury.
 
hahaha. if they were hot you shoulda tried to play the you coulda killed me damnit, now show me your boobies!!!

i bet it woulda worked....
 
hahaha. if they were hot you shoulda tried to play the you coulda killed me damnit, now show me your boobies!!!

i bet it woulda worked....
 
i was road biking one time and a car came around this sharp corner that i was going around. he was coming the other way, and cut way into my lane. i was in the shoulder of the right lane and he came flying around the corner and his car brushed up against my arm!!! i was so scared after that my heart rate went up like 20 beats haha (i had a HR monitor on). if it hit me, it would have sucked because we were going opposite directions
 
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My friend Tom was waved across the street by an old lady, when he was directly in front of her she gunned it and he went flying. His bike was destroyed but he was fine...this gave him the fun nick name of "the Jew that flew".

Thought I would share.

 
my mom hit a guy on his bike. it was totally his fault cause he was riding in the middle of the street at night, but he was so scared that he just took off the other way.
 
well i have jumped in the ocean a few times since i got hit, and it stings like a whore every time i'm in the water, but other than that, my whole left leg is just really really sore
 
my cousin got hit by a car crossing the street. it was going around 75 mph he had to get life flighted and everything. his arms are like straight scars he was in his bed for over a month. but he is perfectly fine now, except his left arm isnt really strong cause it got broke....
 
i have noe buddy who wa crossing the street on his bike and was ran over, even though he was pinned under the car, he only came out with a cuncussion, driver completely at fault..

another buddy was on his bmx and was hit by a drunk driver. fucked up his back and shoulder, broken rib, collar bone etc.

then we werre riding the skatepark the other day and he rode home and was hit by a lady who didnt shoulder check. his peg went right through her bumper though and caused more damagae to the car so he was stoked.
 
one time a long time ago i was riding my bike on the shoulder of the road(on the left side of the road)

and this car swerved towards me and i slid along side it. all i got was a friction burn on the side of my hand and it melted my bike grip. pretty crazy. the dude got out and started cussing cuz it left a 3 ft rubber skid on the side of his van. i apologized an left. he was not a very happy chappy, toh.
 
some guy on a bike ran into my brother in his car once. my brother was sitting at a stoplight at the bottom on a 1/4 mile long hill, apparently he wasnt paying attention and just ran smack into thy brother car, he was like 1/2 on the rear windshield and like 1/2 on the roof. the guy just go up, waved and rode away.
 
one time i was working and i worked at a golf course and my friendwas in a golf cart i was hitting a ball cause it was late at work and he skiddded around me but it was wet out from rain so he just skidded into me and nailled me with the colfcart and i flipped over it it was gnar but bot as bad as ur shit
 
Some asian lady made a right turn without signaling at the bottom of a hill and my friend impacted on her passenger side door.
 
So I was drinking with some people in the skatepark next to our condo last night, and the police showed up. They let me go because they said getting hit by a truck was enough excitement for one day
 
My friend and I were driving an old shitty subaru, We hit a cow about 23mph and we stopped, the cow was a huge motha fucka, it mooed then walked away
 
some guy i didnt know once purposly clipped me with his mirror. pretty wreckless if you ask me. it was a wide open road and i didnt expect him to come. what if i stepped to the side.
 
iv ben hit before bombin a hill. i slid across the hood n went flying off the oother side infront of a store, the oowner came out n was soooo scared. haha i was fine but everyone acted as if i just got run over by a truck and just got up n walked away
 
i have nnow identified the origin of your crroked boner. you have a complulsive love for female breasts, so you search pornographic material 3 times a day, and masterbate 4 times
 
One time my buddy was flying down the road and he hit a parked car with an old couple in it. He hit the back of it and flew over the hood, he just got up ran for his bike and took off hahaa.
 
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