So i just got back from a rub and tug...
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popNfresh44
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your sister doesn't count.
sorry, i had to, the opportunity was there.
sorry, i had to, the opportunity was there.
Caveman.
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A few weeks ago I drank bunch of beeers and smoked a bunch of weed and started watching lord of the rings. It was rather intriguing but about 45 minutes into it i saw how nice of an eveining it was and I was like "fuck this shit Im going mountain biking, or at least cruising somewhere" All of my friends quit on me so I just put on the ipod and cruised around. First I went to some dirt jumps and chilled with some groms then I was doing a little circuit I have where I balance some parking blocks, ride up some stairs, jump a curb, hit a dirt jump, then balance down a little dirt bank ridge thing. Anyway this place is all in a complex with a health food store, video rental, "massage parlor", bar, etc.... ANyways I got a flat tire and I had no tools, tube, etcc... so i started walking my bike home. right next to the back door of the whore house and two girls were outside smoking. I recognized one of them from high school and went and talked to them. Believe it or not they were hot. Probably a 5.5 on a scale of 1-7. Anyway she was like come inside and see what the real massage is like and im like whatever so I go inthere and she just tells me to take my clothes off and she comes in and asks for $85 and Im like fuck that and leave. Thats that.
Sorry for the pointless story or if it didnt make sense Im drunk.
Sorry for the pointless story or if it didnt make sense Im drunk.
Frank_Spinatra
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I remember virginity......crazy kids
Pow.yuHdig*
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ok shagged
beast_coast
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kid went to a rub and tug and no one gives him props.
yo, props to a job well done. getting massages are damn fun, plus the hand job must have been dank. you know those girls know what they are doing. i've never done it but i can imagine just for shits and giggles it must have been hilarious drunk. you know not to keep doing it so dont. NS is too god damn serious and cynical these days, fucking communists. and the new mods, blow jobs, all of them.
yo, props to a job well done. getting massages are damn fun, plus the hand job must have been dank. you know those girls know what they are doing. i've never done it but i can imagine just for shits and giggles it must have been hilarious drunk. you know not to keep doing it so dont. NS is too god damn serious and cynical these days, fucking communists. and the new mods, blow jobs, all of them.