So i just broke into my own house

MagSeven

MagSeven

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I'm sure not too many people are interested by this, but I thought i'd share.

I live in a 3 storey house, with a flat roof, which is sweet for sitting up on with a beer or whatever. Which I was doing this evening, I'm home alone and the sunset looked pretty nice. So all was great until the wind blew the window shut, so i couldn't get back into my house from the roof.

So I'm like fuck, what the hell am i gonna do. I'm on my roof, in a vest top, and sweat pants, and barefeet. No phone, and no one else is gonna be home till tomorrow evening. So I was either gonna jump McMurray style into a big bush about 25 feet below, or climb down a drainpipe. I took the drainpipe option, which was scary as hell and i had to jump about 10 feet onto a wooden deck. Leaving me in my back yard, with my house all locked up. Eventually, i had to break a window pane on my front door, and unlock it. Which left me with glass in my bare feet, and a sore fucking ankle from jumping from the drainpipe. And I need to try and get the glass repaired tomorrow.

I'm back inside now finally, with duct tape covering the broken window! Pretty weird experience for a saturday night anyways. thanks for reading.

 
Haha. Ive had to break into my house multiple times. Once I was living in a town house and the only way in was on a deck so i tried to climb up the house using a hose. I somehow ended up breaking my teeth in half with the end of the hose.
 
Yeah, i was pretty wasted. Although I posted this, and patched up my John McClane feet from the broken glass and just got back from the store having bought more beer, so I think i'll be getting more wasted.

And Zoolander is on the tv, so it ended up a pretty good evening. Can i get a ''Cool story Hansel''?

 
haha wow id be scared for the first moment trying to figure out a way down.

that sucks, good thing you got in pretty much fine tho.
 
My house is like 30-35 feet to the top of the third story where my room is. My windows always unlocked and the spanish workers left a huge scaffolding in my backyard cus we were getting a new kitchen. I had to climb to the top of the most haggard and wobbly scaffolding. it was nuts
 
Hahaha, good job on the break in. Now you can freak out your family in the middle of the night and pretend your a robber
 
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