So i just bought a mannequin

[Nakas]

so yah i just bought a mannequin for 17 dollars and 25 cents today at a tag sale. I figured i couldn't go wrong because i can pull so many pranks on people with it.

i got a couple but i wanna hear some crazy ns ideas

also if you got a good name lets here it

shes 5'9 completely naked (for now) and about 12 pounds

 

[r0dubs]

dude

make a sex doll

 

[0123456789]

not something you tell the internet.

but... paint it blue, cut off its limbs, drill holes in various places, insert fleshlites, rinse, repeat.

 

[GavinTHEgrAPE]

I think you should put it on wheels and wheel it off a bridge and see if people think someone fell off of a bridge like a big bridge
Your friend gavincant wait to see this shit go down

 

[Benedetto.]

put it in your car so you can ride in the hov lane.

 

[OhMyBosh]

why is this the first thing i thought of when i read the title?

 

[GavinTHEgrAPE]

bring it to school nakas and say its a new student ms murph would love it

 

[J-Wallz]

fake yours/someones death with it

 

[willyg0808]

put it someware when its dark... dont put clothes on

 

[no_steeze]

eat half of it

 

[iluvBread]

hahah i laughed pretty hard

 

[ace_]

dress it up real nice like then drag it behind your car and see what kind of reactions you get. or tie it to the hood of your car. things like that

 

[TZP]

on halloween, dress it up in a costume (like a cloak and scream mask), plant it in front of a door, ring the doorbell and hide... watch the owners of the house get increasingly weirded out as theres someone standing perfectly still and not responding

 

[popNfresh44]

dress it up, go to a parking lot with your friends at 2 AM, lay it on the ground, and start beating it profusely with baseball bats. the cops wont know what to think when they show up.

 

[ElChapoTrapHaus]

 

[ElChapoTrapHaus]

this is the one i meant

 

[hartig]

wut

 

[Skibumsmith]

i would put all my ski gear on it.

or you could shove it in one of these and leave it.

 

[0123456789]

yea. i said it. blue.

 

[AK-Freeskier]

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If you have a screen door, just leave it there and nobody will knock on it....That is what one person near my house does....Kinda weird.

 

[hartig]

 

[pomme-de-terre]

dry hump it in the street

light it on fire, leave it in the road somewhere

write your name on its forehead, and have a friend carry it around school and put it in your desk all day, then skip school, the teachers will never know the difference

 

[derbski]

cover as much of it with clothing as possible, put it in a tree, watch reactions, repeat.

OR... get a fake gun or sword for your fake person, put it somewhere where you can watch from a safe distance so that its back is facing the direction a vehicle would approach from. Put the sword or gun in it's hand hanging down so that somebody from behind can see it. Call the cops from a payphone alerting them of somebody with a weapon. If the cops open fire on your mannequin, you fucking win.

 

[zylstra]

tape yourself doing any of said things with it then put it on ns

please

 

[Goku]

thats a federal offense

 

[pianoman]

correct me if i'm wrong but this is your 1000th post? and you decided to be a party pooper?!!?!?!1!1!!1!11one!!11ONE!1!!!!!!111

 

[Goku]

wasnt that your 1500th post?

 

[lineskier10]

put it in your car with you when you drive on the highway so you can use the high occupancy lane with only one person in the car, i knew a guy that used to do jut that

 

[pianoman]

holy crap you're right haha i didn't even have a clue. well i guess we're both guilty.

 

[gnarlygoodski22]

when you are done with it throw it in front of a car. kind of like the cky skit, but don't get in trouble.

 

[MatRich]

do like kraimer and break up with a girlfriend telling her you found someone else and then go make out with the manekin in your car

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

Haha that's hilarious. Paint facial features on it, and dressit up in clothes.

For a prank, while someone is sleeping sneak into their room, put a bag over the mannequin's head, and hang it from the ceiling fan by a rope tied to it's neck. Tape the person's reaction when they wake up

 

[MatRich]

yah dress it in the clothes that person last saw you in

 

[tBatt]

OR put her in the passenger seat so you can drive in the HOV lanes.

 

[J-Wallz]

we deffidently need to see videos of shit going down

 

[willyg0808]

dont put it in a tree... hang it on a post

 

[Beer=Yum]

put it on a cross in ur neighbors yard

 

[Thenowhereman42]

Someone on my street keeps one in their front window and change the outfit every couple weeks. Its sort of creepy.

 

[0123456789]

make a video thats semi blurry of it hanging it self, and put it on youtube titled " me killing my self" and see how long itll take till someone realizes you wouldnt have been able to post if you were dead.

 

[Goku]

winner

 

[landonn]

i like the idea of you posting a vid of killing yourself. i can just see kids on youtue being all like rip

 

[HR8938Cephei]

tie a rope around its neck (hanging style) and then tie the other end to the back of your car and drive around town. Then just watch and enjoy the reactions you get.

 

[s.bishop]

i like this one

 

[no_steeze]

hahahaha perfect
it needs to have a really detailed and sentimental description though

 

[iluvBread]

name it betty

 

[Benedetto.]

i already said that...some guy got caught doing that in ny and got fined HUGE.

those halloween pranks are fucking priceles!