So I hooked up with a guy tonight?

you know this thread started off as straight posing to be gay but really being gay, it has now downward sprialed into gaydom of the first caliber
 
i got down to the sig, laughed, then hadn't come back to the thread until i got up this morning. next time, i'm sure i'll be on the ball. i feel so bad about this, though, that i have a very personal message for you- blow it out your ass.
(for the record, i'm simply continuing with the "i think i'm being funny by being an asshole" theme we're working with here)
 
if only i could find your mini-twinkie... that must be why you all have such tiny hands- not just so you can work on Hondas, but to work with the pint-sized undercarriage, too.
 
I got the signature, but I still dont understand why andrew/chris made the thread then chris decided to call everyone idiots for believing it, i just dont get why he made it?

im thinking the chris looking out for andrews back idea might be possible.. on that note tho, the chris and andrew making out idea also seems somewhat possible right now.
 
yes, im only half japanese though.. which means you could think i got my dick size from the european side of the family, or half my dick is average and the other half is like a pencil eraser... you be the judge.
 
i was thinking more lengthwise... like one half real small then the other half normal sized? like something out of a porn horror movie....
 
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A few questions I need cleared up here:

-DId it not cross your mind that your make out partner suddenly was missing breasts?

-How do you not tell the difference from a girl you've been making out with to a guy the next minute? I mean, the feel of the lips, body, EVERYTHING is different.....

-What happened to the girl?

-You say you two were making out hardcore (lol). How did you not feel balls?

-Wouldn't they be wearing different clothing/be different heights/builds/etc?

I mean, fuck, how on earth do you make a mistake like that?
 
This could be another solid 7 situtation. In that case we've all been had.If it's not, good luck living that down.
 
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