So I hear...

[ButteredToast.]

Giraffe necks make great garden hoses. The only problem is that we can't brush our teeth with elephant tusks.

So I ask you, would you even change your cars lemonade if it had marshmallows for wheels?

 

[Forkstealer]

... U liek mudkipz?

 

[BootySpunk.]

EVAN I SAW YOU TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Noss.]

that monkey farts smell like a pineapple upside down cake

 

[apcaipse]

That's what happens when you punch a hooker with syphilis in the vagina.

 

[pomme-de-terre]

wait.. so... if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

 

[pianoman]

4 and half. one to lower the neck of the wolf, another to change the f in fiver to an r so you can cross it, one more as a raft so you ctually can cross it, one to actually shingle the dog house and the remaining half pancake should shield you from the wolf whose neck is lowered, as well as to provide flotation to the cement canoe.

 

[pianoman]

4 and half. one to lower the neck of the wolf, another to change the f in fiver to an r so you can cross it, one more as a raft so you actually can cross it, one to actually shingle the dog house and the remaining half pancake should shield you from the wolf whose neck is lowered, as well as to provide flotation to the cement canoe.

 

[OhMyBosh]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

I just unlocked the Chick-Fil-A perk in Modern Warfare 2. I now drop waffle fries when I die.

 

[d@ringharry]

no, the ductape doesn't grow raisins it grows pineapples, but the baby teeth is right on point

 

[ButteredToast.]

All you have to do is wrap the gum wrapper around the flux capacitor and drench it with nacho cheese.

Then and ONLY THEN will the duct tape grow raisins.

 

[Blurst]

but with the size of the goat you made need to look in to real estate lwayers to protect you from the carpet

 

[860media*]

hmmm theoretically it is possible if it is raining potatoes on a tuesday at approximately 3 am. Also u must be riding a green zebra that has lobster claws 7 feet wide.

 

[C00N3Y]

i think hes smoking the same stuff as ohmybosh

 

[PAuL_Hellar]

is your weed laced again

 

[Swervasaurus]

swampurtz r zooo much better

 

[Delaney]

yes

 

[Justin.B]

has anyone other then the man in black ever been to the home on the end of that seatbelt knucke blocker.

 

[g.muelheims]

couldn't have said it better, without the

myself

 

[PeterWojnar]

If Napoleon likes the Waterpark on school days and Shamu sneezes on a Man-Purse, how does a washing machine polish a featherless duck?

 

[Enjoi.]

If a car running on kool-aid is moving at 9000 penises per hour then how many jews fit in honda fit while teabagging your anus through your infected cornea?

 

[Big_Spence]

 

[Jahseph.]

I cant believe i found this when im drunk. It was super confusing yet made perfect sense, does that make any sense?

 

[ButteredToast.]

It makes about 50 cents. That's assuming you have an invisible fence for your penguin, of course.

 

[matweary]

50 cents + 2 goneria infested girafes is better than simon dumont covered in seamen

 

[Nicholas.]

this thread just made me pissed off.

 

[kstanz]

i concur

 

[Gnarshred]

Thats cause you're was not in the right movie theater for christmas to be beaten by snake want some doors.

 

[Yung_Gnarley]

i do found a lot many of the it crocs shoes great fantstic is are it they ah see it they do i do internalize the situations maker it they do how

 

[ButteredToast.]

Better to be pissed off than pissed on I always say.

I kan kownt too potaytoe