So I have a friend

[J.Braun]

who i had to drive back to my house cause he's way too drunk to drive. passed out on my floor.

any ideas?

 

[backwardsrider]

super glue

scissors

duct tape

ketchup

 

[soulskier]

call a taxi or hide his keys

 

[Dan-Man]

get drunk and pee on him.

 

[[Dawn]

draw dicks
all over his face
and dont tell him.

 

[70794Willow]

bahahaha

 

[captaincrunch]

if he still has his shoes on, cover the laces in super glue. like so they stay knotted forever.
...and draw dicks on him. (duh)

 

[AviadIL]

just throw him in the back of his car, keys on front, and lock him in there (dont forget to leave the window a little bit open)he'll wake up after a few hours and drive home

 

[pigglywiggly]

hahahahahahaha!