So, i got to know the dumbest bitch on earth....

who the fuck are u?

just for no reason giving me shit in like 6 posts... what's ur deal? if u don't like this thread, why do u keep posting retarded bullcrap like that or saying "seth and i are fags"... if u read my thread, u would have seen that i was an exchange student and smart people would think that seth and i are friends and after i return to my host country we stay in touch and talk on the phone.

also, why would u ask if i'm a girl or a guy if u can just go to my profile and take a look u idiot?

but hey, thanks for posting so now NS knows that retarded people (like the ones we were talking about) are also here on this site among us.

GTFO, u post whore!
 
theres a ginger in my school... im pretty sure shes atleast 3/4 retarded. and has said very stupid things; for example "are whales extinct?
 
There were 2 french ppl that came a visited out school and brought their dog, Well the dog was running around and stuff so the owners called it in french to get it to come back. This dumb ass girl in my class couldn't understand why it didn't understand english cuz she kept telling it to come here....
 
my two cent:
A friend of mine was actually convinced that a girl could get pregnant when she had a small wound in her mouth and then performed oral sex....

 
You need to be added to this thread.
"This one kid on NS still thinks snowboarding is inferior to skiing and that it's just a fad."
Based on your last few threads you clearly don't think before you speak, and also don't understand the concept of a searchbar/google. You're a nuisance to this online community, GTFO.
 
i fully convinced my cousins that islands were just floating land....

and one time, i was singing "M-E-T-H-O-D...maaann" and my sister was sitting beside me trying to figure out what i was saying. i couldnt believe it, she was like "mmm...met....met-hod man?"

I've said some reeeaaaaally retarted things too tho.
 
WELLPREPARED.....YOU'VE POSTED AROUND 15 TIMES SAYING STUPID STUFF LIKE "YOU'RE GAY," "FTW!!" "I'M 8 YEARS OLD." JUST STOP YOU'RE ANNOYING MAKE A DECENT POST.

WHY AM I YELLING!!1!??? TANNER HALL?!!
 
One day in my history class we were talking about the RCMP. Our teacher told us what area of Canada they work in, etc. A girl in my class the proceeds to say, " wait, I don't understand, so, like, do the mounties work all over the world? Or like, just on Mountains ?" Our teacher then spend another 20 minutes trying to explain it to her while everyone just stared at her with blank expressions on their faces.
 
theres a chick in at my school that asked if Halloween ever falls on Friday the 13th.

during class one day we were talkin about liver disease and the chick said, "couldnt u just use ur other liver." (she was thinking of kidneys)
 
Yes. I have plenty.

In latin, were talking about a civil war going on in Africa back in ancient history, and this girl said "Wait! There is more than one civil war?"

Face Palm

Talking about the hot weather we would experinne on our trip \ to Italy with our latin class and the same girl said "Wait! Is the sun in the Mediterranean the same sun here?!"

Face Palm

" Hawaii is in the Carribean...right? over by texas?"

Face Palm
 
dont hate, im just making observations. heres why i dont believe this... you dont boil the water then put the eggs in because the rapid change in temp will crack the egg and by de-shelling i assume you mean cracking so i dont believe its possible to do it to 4 eggs without realising, and if it was true i believe you would have been laughing so hard that she might have noticed!
 
My good friend shes christian but has been with more guys then me, kissing, handjobs, no oral, no sex. anywho, she asked me what a blow job was...i just looked at her like.. are you serious?
 
no worries, let me just clear this up a bit. you can actually have the water boiling and then put the egg in. sometimes it does crack the shell because of the rapid change in temperature, however if the water is not at a rolling boil, just small bubbles floating to the top it won't crack the egg. thats what the water was like so it didn't crack the shell. anddd...by "de-shelling" i do mean crack the egg. so she was cracking the egg and the egg gew was getting all over her hands. and i was laughing pretty hard! she got embarrassed and was freaking out cuz she has eggs all over her hands and it was so gross to her. but i kid you not she actually kept trying it! hope that makes sense?
 
i cant even explain how DUMB the girls were in cabo san lucas, mexico, i dont think i have ever in my life met so many bimbos. at first it was hilarious but after a few days it was obnoxious...
 
I'm not saying all girls are stupid...because we're not! but I asked this girl what time it was and she said 2:30 plus an hour. I asked why she didn't say 3:30 and she said

"well sometimes you add an hour and sometimes you don't."

I asked if she meant when you go from 12:00 to 1:00 and she said

"yeah, there's no 13:00... it's so confusing."
 
AND HE KEEPS POSTING AT ;EAST 2 THINGS IN A ROW.... tHE MOST I COUNTED IN A ROW FROM HIM WAS SIX.. THAT IS WAY FARTHER THAN A DOUBLE POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
we were playing kings and never have I ever was picked.

me:never have I ever been anywhere south of America

db: wait is Mexico below California
 
I had a dumb ass chick state that global warming was caused by the friction between the wheels of vehicles and the road.
 
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