So i got this roomate...

see the thing is i am out doing things. im hardly ever in my room. i just dont come in at 3am making a ruckus and nocking shit over like an ass.
 
well its been a while since my last update. i was a sleeping soundly the other night, when below me i hear a sound. a sound kinda like a boot stuck in mud but wetter. I drop my head below the loft and take a looksy. there going at it doggy style. for a couple of minneutes when they finally notice me watching. and I'm all like "don't stop the show, i was about to make some popcorn" They both grabbed some clothes and bolted out of the room. i haven't seen my roommate in a couple of days now.
 
Well that's a little creepy, but at least you played it off with some style.
 
as soon as i read, "like a boot stuck in mud" i knew they were hitting it from behind. that's a very distinctive noise when there is no mud around.
 
yes its a rather disturbing noise to listen to when you are sleeping in the bed above. but i think i came out with the upper hand.
 
its funny that we get your side of the story because your the one who posts this shit on the internet while your roomate is complaining about your boring ass to real people.
 
All Right ladies and gents i got a new update for you. i was talking to my roommate and he is going to prison after this semester. apparently he was caught with and ounce and a half of crack before school started. the courts decided to delay his sentence so he could get a semester of school under him. he will be in prison for about 4-5 months.

 
so its been a while but my roomate went home on friday because he had some court hearings, he was suspose to be back sunday night and yea isnt back yet.
 
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