So i got this roomate...

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mntelebumper

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thats super huge into the party scene here at school. but hes so big into it that he hasnt slept in the room for going on two weeks now. which there is nothing wrong with. my question to you newschoolers is. should i start packing his shit into boxes one item a day, so when he flunks out hes packed to go home or not? would this be a jerk move, or pure genius? seeing as my room is like having a single with some random persons shit in it.
 
reminds me of a friend i had in first year. His roomate completely cracked out after like a month.... my friend was then able to take both beds, create a super room and his girlfriend from the same rez essentially moved in lol things may turn out well for you.
 
thats how i live... its not as much fun as you think... im partied out,

but my grade are all 80's minimum so FUCK YEA!
 
that sounds like a sweet deal, i know when i get to college in a couple of months im going to request a single room.
 
My rommate is like yours but he comes home every night. I go to bed around midnight, or sooner because of 8 am classes so he wakes me up constantly. Everyday he smokes, drinks and does cocaine multiple times. I'm moving out next semester but I hope this jerkoff fails out or something.
 
one day you should just hide his coke stash and be like what are you talking about... then be like oh by the way ony of my friends dogs came over the today, got into something of yours and started to foam at the mouth my friend had to take him to the vet...
 
that guy wont last long. But he comes to his room to change clothes do some hw or something right?
 
yea its really frustrating, because last night he showed up at 3am. our room is on the ground level, last room at the end of the hall by the door. he forgot his key to get into the building, becsue we need two keys, one to get in building after 11pm and our room key. anyway he pounded at the window for 30 minneuts. i pretended not to hear him. and thus didnt let him in. when i woke up 1/2 and hour ago and looked out the window. he was curled up asleep under a tree.
 
hahahaha now thats some funny shit. But I dont think you had to be a ass. You could have just let him in. But yea id wait it out, you never know. You might have a drom room to yourself in a month or so
 
yah, i agree with you, you should have let him in... how would you feel if you forgot a key to get in, and you had to sleep outside, so far even after being kicked out of my apt a couple times last year, i always found a place to crash.. i guess i'm just cool like that tho
 
it may have been a dick move to pull, but yet omg it was so funny. its one of those things you had to be there for to truly apprecitae.
 
oh I never said it wasnt funny, just that its cold make him sleep outside. Iv had to do it befor, I know how much it sucks
 
haha. I live in a triple. Theres two rooms and a bathroom. We have 3 beds in the one room and some couches, tv, and computers in the other room. Its a super sweet setup even for having 3 people. One of my roommates is pretty much living with his girlfriend so we have a double and he stops by once in awhile to change/shower.
 
That sucks for you man, but I gotta say it would in fact be a real dick move to start packing his things. Do something else to make him smarten up, but I'm pretty damn sure he'd notice if boxes start getting filled with his things day by day.
 
so this one time i came into my room late at night and the roomie has a girl on the futon with him. she spends the night so im like w/e as long as i cant hear it. any who at about 1:30 am this drunken drawll comes through the window. down side to 1st floor. and shes all like "hey we gotta work out our problem s and have sex" and hes all like "no my roomate has a girl in bed with him. that would be weird" druing the whole conservation which went on for about another 10min through the window im cracking up because it came to me that he has straight up put him self into too many girls and has backed himself into a corner. its all pretty funny from my perspective.
 
yea its in minnesota, now for a gross but true story about mankato. a few years back there was this student that went to bed before his roomate. he woke up one night to find his roomate on top of him, then he passed out. his room mate had been nocking him out with ester then having sexual relation with his butt.
 
My roommate snores super loud, and I can't get to sleep, so there was 5 days in a row where I didn't sleep in my room. It's actually pretty fun finding a place to sleep, but sometimes it's annoying when it's 3 in the morning and you're waking up at 9.
 
I'm so gonna party like there's no tomorrow when I hit University. Fuck yeah to residence. Then again, I'm a girl and will probably get drugged and raped. Ah well, what can you do.
 
alright so next time hes jerking it try this. jump out of bed quickly and turn on the lights and be like ah ha i caught you. now if hes truly good he will keep wackin it. cause thats what a true pimp does when hes caught. but most likely he will be like "oh shit" and try to cover up.
 
go to the parties with him and get laid with him, if thats why hes not coming home (or is he just passed out?)
 
all right ladies and gents i have an update on my roomate. last night he strolls in around 3am passes out on the futon. at about 3:20 am his cell phone rings, it proceeds to ring for 30min. about 15min into the ringing someone starts pounding on our window yelling his name. i crawl out of bed and turn his cell phone off. the ringing stops and the pounding stops shortly there after. i get back to sleep. now this is were it gets funny. my roomate uses his cell phone as an alarm clock. he didnt get up till about 30min ago. he missed about 3 morning classes. all cause of me.
 
you should have just punched him in the nuts.. then you wouldnt have gotten him in shit... and if someone did that to me and i missed a shit load of my classes, i would get midevil on their ass
 
whats funny is that your roommate is the one going out and doing cool things while he is clearly telling all his cool friends what a faggot you are, because you really are clearly a fucking cocksucker, yuo to skieerman you guys are fags.
 
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