so i got suspended

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chair was pulled out, chair went flying through lunchroom. chair hit random girl in head and made her unsuspecting self bleed profusely. kyle gets suspended. THE END

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

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why throw the chair?

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a guy at my school got suspended for teabagging another kid i nthe locker room, sick shit.

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HAHAHAHAHA, that happenned a month or so ago at our school. some kid in my grade (sophmore), and some other kids duct taped a freshman to a bench and he t bagged him. he got suspended

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ahhahaha i seriously want to tea bag someone

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its so much fun

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oh i call it

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

 
hahahahahahahahhahhahaha

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meathook? hahaha, brilliant... My mom better watch herself next xmas dinner....

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whatch out that he doesnt bite them off. so what was with the chair throwing?

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cafeteria chairs are just so light and are asking to be thrown, but if your gonna throw it, put it through a window. and watch everybody go woahhhhh.

 
haha i got inhouse suspension cause the principle tried to 'confiscate' my hat but i told him to fuck off, real suspension is so much better you get to sleep in

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im suspended off the bus for a fart bomb incident. hard to breathe.

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haha, i changed my pants in the middle of class, my teacher just shrugged it off.

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yeah man what if they bite ur shit off...man, talk about irony

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haha Luda has a skit on his new cd about teabaggin

'nigga you shit on me, i shit on you, you put a hit on me, i put a hit on you, a eye for a eye nigga'
 
why did you throw the chair in the first place? for kcickcs?

'nigga you shit on me, i shit on you, you put a hit on me, i put a hit on you, a eye for a eye nigga'
 
from what i got he went to sit down and they pulled the chair out from under him and he got pissed and threw it. am i right?

and id be worried about the saftey of my nuts ther.

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once when i was in grade 9 and new to the whole highschool thing, this guy punched me in the face a few time, but i didnt punch him back cause i knew if i got suspended my mom would eat me alive. so i get called down to the office, and i get suspended for 4 days cause i did everyhting that they tell you to to avoid a fight... i was so pissed, and if i ever see the guy again (he since got expelled) im going to kick his ass. maybe ill even throw a chair at him... and i was there when they guy got teabaged... it was one of the most disturbing things i had seen in my life. ever.

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I got suspended for taking my pants off in class. The catholic school board really frowns upon it.

hha, funiiest thing ever. thats profile material in a few seconds

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u think teabagging is bad, the hockey team at eastern michigann got caught doin some fucked up shit to the freshmen, somebody walked in on a kid being made to lick peanut butter out of another guys ass crack

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thats sick..my friend got a suspension for mooning someone in the locker room...never the less the kid who got mooned is still a fatass cry baby and has yet to grow a man voice...hes almost 16 i beleive

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in my school we have this narc hall monitor and one of my friends told him 'dave because thats his name your a pole in my ass (he bent over) pull out now!' so he got suspended

 
ya so i got an inschool suspension for figting...and it was worse than a real suspension, cuz u sit with the VP for the rest of the day, and hes jus watchin u and so i go to put on my headfoens, and he snaps on me, and yaaaaa it suked wasent even a good fight anyways, short and no finish.

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